Church Wastes $22K On Metal ‘Homeless Jesus’ Statue Instead of Homeless

According to the Bible Jesus was always very concerned with the homeless, the destitute, the poor, the least cared for, wasn’t he? So, shouldn’t his churches echo that worry? OK, so let’s take that as a given as we discuss the actions of an Episcopal Church in North Carolina that wasted $22,000 on a metal […]

Apr 14, 2014 / 53 Comments / Read More

KMOX CBS Manufactures Journalism to Create ‘Outrage’ Over Confederate Flag

The Confederate flag has a very long and controversial history, to be sure. But a recent CBS report on a flag dustup in a school in Missouri shows just how slipshod journalism is today. So, as the story goes, some kids at a Kansas City suburban high school have been playing with the Confederate battle […]

Apr 13, 2014 / 21 Comments / Read More

Obama’s Jackbooted Thugs Withdrawing From Bundy Ranch in Nevada?

It is possible that Obama’s oppressive, jackbooted thugs are withdrawing from their attack on a Nevada rancher after stealing over 500 of his cattle. Government officials are saying that the situation has become “too dangerous” for its operatives and the situation is spiraling out of the government’s control, so they are quitting their efforts to […]

Apr 12, 2014 / 134 Comments / Read More

Hilarious Jay Carney Photoshop Fail

Unbelievable. A puff piece on White House Press Secretary Jay Carney and his wife, ABC News reporter Claire Shipman in the decadent DC social rag Washingtonian contains a Photoshop disaster so bad it could have been done by the Iranian military. Ironically, one of the questions published in the article asks Shipman to name the […]

Apr 12, 2014 / 20 Comments / Read More

Pick of Stephen Colbert Shows CBS Hates You, America

Stephen Colbert has been chosen to replace David Letterman as the next host of the Late Show. The pick proves that CBS has declared war on middle America by purposefully choosing a host who has made a living ripping everything America is to pieces while pretending to be its advocate. Mr. Colbert, who ever he […]

Apr 11, 2014 / 36 Comments / Read More

Brandeis University Now Supporting Terrorism and Female Mutilation

Brandeis University withdrew its offer of an honorary degree to women’s rights activist Ayaan Hirsi Ali this month, sparking criticism for bowing to anti-American pressure brought against the university by Muslim groups. Ayaan Hirsi Ali is a well known women’s rights advocate who has been fighting against the excesses of radical Islam were its constant […]

Apr 09, 2014 / 26 Comments / Read More

Obama to Give Unions a Veto Over Where a Company Can Set Up Shop

If you own a company and want to relocate to another part of the country, Obama wants you to know that you have no right to decide where that location will be. Obama wants you to know that only a labor union can make that decision. You have no say in the matter. At least, […]

Apr 08, 2014 / 33 Comments / Read More

Gawker Memo: Don’t Write like BuzzFeed

Gawker thinks quite highly of itself, it appears. So high, in fact, that employees have now been told not to write like those ne’er do wells over at BuzzFeed. “We want to sound like regular adult human beings, not Buzzfeed writers or Reddit commenters,” new Gawker Editor Max Read told employees of the website famed […]

Apr 07, 2014 / 9 Comments / Read More

Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another massive success. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Rodney Dill) – “The Department of Education proudly promotes, ‘Wear Your IQ’ Month.” 2) (yetanotherjohn) – “Obama only wishes his approval rating was that high.” 3) (Rick Adams) – “At […]

Apr 07, 2014 / 34 Comments / Read More

Hollywood Poseur ‘Jay Z’ and His White-Men-are-Devils Medallion

Hollywood poseur “Jay Z”–whose real name is Shawn Corey Carter–has taken to wearing a gaudy, coaster-sized medallion from a group that says white people are evil and blacks are a superior race. But the truth is, this mope is wearing the regalia without walking the walk by actually joining the black-centric hate group. “Jay Z” […]

Apr 06, 2014 / 29 Comments / Read More

Democrats Stole $75K Worth of TVs During 2012 Convention

Once again we get proof that Democrats are criminals, that they think others’ property is theirs for the taking, and that they cannot be trusted with the story that they stole $75,000 worth of TVs after their national convention last year. LG Electronics, one of the world’s biggest sellers of televisions, joined with Democrats to […]

Apr 06, 2014 / 7 Comments / Read More

Michigan Muslims Upset Over Christian Church’s Easter Egg Hunt

Remember, liberals say that we need to be “tolerant” of Muslims in the U.S. because, gosh darn it, they are Americans just like you and me. While you are remembering that, Muslims in Dearborn, Michigan are trying to oppress a local Christian Church because it is hosting an Easter egg hunt. Proof that Muslims are […]

Apr 05, 2014 / 30 Comments / Read More