HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Kevin September 19, 2003 Weekend Caption Contest 23 Comments It’s Friday night so it must be time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. As always the winners will be announced Sunday, so don’t wait too long to get your caption in. Winners have been announced. Click here to see the winning entries. Right On Pirate Talk Share this:FacebookTwitterRedditEmailMoreLinkedInPinterestPrintTumblrPocketGoogle Related Posts Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. mtpolitics While most horror fans know Pinhead, only a handful are aware of his cousin from Alabama, Peckerhead. Jane Now on e-Bay, the infamous Penis Platter! Rodney Dill Mainly at the request of James Carville, the Clinton family crest had remained a well guarded secret. hln When Benjamin Grimm’s hormones go out of control, he becomes ANOTHER type of superhero… Rachel Edith “See? I told you not to use bad words, didn’t I? And I warned you. In our culture, you can turn into the bad words you say. Believe me now, Male Organ Head?” Sean Hackbarth The portrait of a great Frenchman. Psycho Dad The Official Dick-Head Collector’s Plate Now you know what to get them for the holidays. Jennifer I present to you my poorly photoshopped picture of the day… Kathleen A rare depiction of Medusa’s little-known consort, Medusack. JessicaMiniluv “Kiss me baby…now over there, ahh yeah my earlobe too…oooo my eyebrow…ahh” Fritz Disclaimer: While some Hamilton Mint plates will increase in value, others will not. However, most plates from the “Human Genitalia” collection have doubled or even tripled in value. [email protected] Now offered by the Franklin Mint, a plate fashioned entirely of crushed penis. shell Sure, I’ll sit on your face! Kevin McGehee WARNING: Do not wash in sildenafil citrate, as this may cause your beautiful collector’s plate to explode. Hodink “Overdose on Viagra again, Love?” Lionel Mandrake What a dickhead! Jay Tea Bob suddenly remembered that he should never, ever, ever trust spam, even “herbal viagra and manhood enhancer” that is recommended by “real doctors.” Rodney Dill AP BREAKING … Jenny Craig move over, the weight loss program offered through Richard Head Associates offers claims of phenominal weight loss in a short period of time. RHA makes this claim even though they make no recommendation on caloric intake, they only require dieters to purchase and use their new special weight control dinnerware. Rodney Dill Bradford Collectors’ Pick up Lines “How would you like to see my big 10” penis… …head plate collectible?” Chortle Reuters — Another surgery mix-up. The penile enhancement was a success despite being performed on the wrong body part. LarryConley Oh sure.. they all started out laughing at poor Richard… The laughs all stopped when it became common knowledge that he was dating the ENTIRE varsity Cheerleading squad. Bouhaki “No, I did not say ‘phallus.’ I said, ‘fellows.’ I wanted a picture drawn of the fellows’ heads not a picture of my head as a phallus and now, boy oh boy, I want this matter straightened out immediately!” Lasting Magic And with this new highfalutin machine, we will be able to read your thoughts.