HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ KateSDA June 11, 2004 Weekend Caption Contest 32 Comments It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday. Update: Winners announced. In keeping with tradition, comments to this post are now closed. A Family's Farewell The View Share this:FacebookTwitterRedditEmailMoreLinkedInPinterestPrintTumblrPocketGoogle Related Posts Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Last Weekend’s Caption Contest™ Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ About The Author KateSDA Thomas The moment when Snoop Dogg finally mastered how to do Jedi mind tricks. . . Laurence Simon “You look much better in orange than Dennis ever did.” The Backer Carmen, does my breath smell still smell like Rick Salomon? Rusty Shackleford “It’s good to be the mic.” IgwanaRob Snoop admires Paris as she gracefully demonstrates the proper way to use his new Carmen Bong. Kajuana Snoop: $1500 an hour, $2500 as a pair, 10% discount on Two-for Tuesdays. And yes we do take credit cards. charles snoop teaming up with girls gone wild again for another video: paris and carmen gone wild Mud Blood & Beer “Mmmm, smells like Dogg semen …” daniel “Here, hold my gum for me” Jay Tea “Hello, Centers For Disease Control? We have a Code Red situation here! Repeat, a CODE RED!” J. David Scott Anderson Can you see the popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth, its back in the back. Bob Don’t you just love the smell of Snoop’s goop? Jim Why not? It worked so well for Madonna… SpaceMonkey snoop: My lezzles! Mark Snoop: Dayum, bitch! Jessica Cutler and Wonkette ain’t got nothin’ on y’all! Rochelle Siegel Smith Stops ya squabblin’ pretty mommas, ize gots plenty o’ weinie-bone foz ya boths ya bitches! Cracker Barrel Philosopher Hey Ho! This is my corner and he’s my customer! McGehee One second later the alien posing as Carmen was happily munching on the ditzy human’s head, later telling reporters, “It was much tastier than most human heads I’ve eaten. The brain flavor was much less overpowering.” Jay Tea Like two black holes whirling through space, Paris and Carmen found their heads drawn together, two great sucking vacuums pulled towards each other. J. Jay Tea Shown above: the opening ceremonies of Skankapalooza ’04. J. Jay Tea This comment is dedicated to Ronald Reagan. While catsup may not be a vegetable, these three definitely qualify. J. Jay Tea (Continuing the political theme) “Paris, I knew Madonna. I’ve swapped spit with Madonna. Madonna was a boink-buddy of mine. Paris, you’re no Madonna.” J. Rtfm Shizzzzat…High-grade vi-de-O ho’s in da Huzzzouse! Heh…Indeed. ~puff~ Josh Wait, I got one… “Who gives a fuck” McGehee “Pull my tongue.” Chrees “Carmen, like, you can get paid for doing this on film and stuff?” Rodney Dill “…and when I said you smelled of cigars, i didn’t mean your breath.” (just can’t leave that one alone) Rodney Dill I know you’d like to thank your shit don’t stank But lean a little bit closer See that roses really smell like poo-woo-wooo Yeah, roses really smell like poo-woo-wooo (Roses – Outkast) Rodney Dill Q: Why are Paris and Electra like Levitra and Cialis. A: If erection lasts more than four hours you need to seek medical attention. Rodney Dill “nnngggh, tastes like dog shit.” “Yeah, good thing we didn’t step in it. Rodney Dill Snoop Dogg: Yo, time to quit the cat fight and spank the puppy. Rick No, I’m the bigger diva…Bitch!