Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.

Democratic nominee John Kerry (L) and U.S. President George W. Bushspeak at the conclusion of their first presidential debate, at the University of Miami in Coral Gables, Florida, September 30, 2004. Bush and Kerry battled over Iraq in a fierce debate on Thursday, with an aggressive Kerry accusing the president of 'a colossal error of judgment' and Bush claiming the world was safer without Saddam Hussein. REUTERS/Jim Bourg

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  • Robert L.

    John, let me rest my head on your shoulder, because I FEEL YOUR PAIN!

  • 00

    Um, are all the comments/captions from homosexuals or what? Christ on a crutch, I have never seen so much fucking discussion of something so meaningless.

    “his lips are shiny and colorful” omfg!!
    It’s like queer eye up in this hizzy.

    The worst part is, Kerry’s handlers WILL do something to change the color of his lips the next time, like the tan thing….which also seems to have upset the gay republican community. Girlfiend! I know you ain’t been at the beach, so why you frontin’!? Can’t get a tan like that in any of those swing states!

    Sorry ladies, I’ve gotta go catch the presidential special on the E! channel…caio…

    beeeotch!

  • Ted

    Unbelievable… There IS a big key back here, and it’s going round and round….

  • McCain

    “I just found the perfect place to cut off the Senator’s head.”

  • jack rudd

    Funny, you don’t SMELL like a woman…

    In the O.J. Simpson court case, the prosecutor once whispered to the defense attorney that she wasn’t wearing panties. This was just before his critical argument, and it was meant to distract him.

    This picture shows Kerry trying to do something similar to Bush just as the debate was about to get under way. It’s no wonder that Lehrer later asked Bush if Kerry was getting under his skin!

    b

  • Hunter

    – “Ok Lurch…soon as these dumb ass debates are over pull the limo around to the back door…and if you say anything about Vietnam I’ll cut off your Botox allowence…..”

  • “Can the press just leave us alone please. The debate hasn’t started yet. We are still in the middle of rehearsing our lines.”

    Next week can we have this picture, pretty please.
    http://tinypic.com/aw7sl

  • Rodney Dill

    KERRY CHAMELEON LYRICS
    Couture Flub
    (featuring: Boy John Kerry)

    Denying Swiftvets with my lies all the way,
    But I’ve got three purple hearts, what do you say,
    I’m a man without conviction
    I’m a man who doesn’t know
    How to sell more contradictions
    I flip and go
    I flop and go

    Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
    I flip and go
    I flop and go
    Lying is so easy, ’cause the truth would make ’em scream.
    My record is clean
    My record is clean

    Don’t you hear my wicked words every day
    You’ve used my words against me, I heard you say
    That my presence is an affliction,
    but Teresa’s money makes me strong
    When we vote, you’ll be gone forever
    ‘been Pres. too long
    ‘been Pres. too long

    Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
    I flip and go
    I flop and go
    Lying is so easy, ’cause the truth would make ’em scream.
    World leaders like me
    World leaders like me

    Every day is Poll survival
    You’re my opponent, you’re my rival
    Every day is Poll survival
    You’re my opponent, you’re my rival

    I’m a man without conviction
    I’m a man who doesn’t know
    How to sell more contradictions
    I flip and go
    I flop and go

    Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
    I flip and go
    I flop and go
    Lying is so easy, ’cause the truth would make me scream.
    ‘Cause you’re so mean
    ‘Cause you’re so mean

  • MOik

    “It’s OK John, They’ll never guess the truth. Your make-up looks great and the spare dress I have in the limo that will fit you fine”

  • Phil Dayton

    Say is that Pumpkin scened perfume your wearing Senator?

  • Gunny

    “Thereza was right…pink IS my color”

  • Gunny

    “Hmmmm…Thereza was right…pink IS my color”

  • Rodney Dill

    “Hey John, let me have that suit drycleaned for ya. I wouldn’t want anything to surface later that might stain my otherwise unimpeachable reputation, if ya know what I mean.”

  • Richard

    Why is he so tall and why am I so short?

  • Rodney Dill

    KERRY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
    (Transcript)
    (Act 1, Scene 5)
    How d’you do, I see you’ve met my faithful handyman
    He’s just a little brought down because when you knocked
    He thought you were the candyman.
    Don’t get strung out by the way that I look,
    Don’t judge a book by its cover
    I’m not much of a man by the light of day,
    But by night I’m one hell of a lover

    I’m just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

  • OneDrummer

    Terry McAuliffe stated today that the makeup artist hired by John Kerry’s staff for Thursday’s debate was really an operative planted by Karl Rove…..

    ‘Why, yes, why don’t you go ask Mr. Rove why Kerry looked so pleasing to the eye….’

  • Kerry: Oui, Oui, I look so fine!
    Bush: Jeez John, I can’t take you anywhere! You’re botoxed, tanned and manicured but you still have such awful dandruff!!

  • DeanSatterlee

    (from right to left)
    VICTOR….Victoria

  • Kerry: “I’ve been consistent in my…”

    Bush: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”

  • mojo

    Sniff…

    “Is that Chanel #9?…”

  • Richard

    Kerry: “i’m too sexy for this job, too sexy for this job, i’m too sexy”

    Bush: “i’m too busy for this fool, too busy for this fool, i’m too busy to debate this fool!”

  • MahaRichie

    Kerry:”Just accept the applause,and let the asshole’s believe we ARE the Righteous Brothers”.

    Bush:”But isn’t the shorter guy dead?”

    Kerry:”Precisely”.

  • Dean Satterlee

    Dude looks like a lady!!

  • firstbrokenangel

    Who was the “asshat” that put my beautiful wife and daughters on the opposite side of the stage? Now I have to go behind this big ugly galluup who doesn’t have the courtesy to let me pass in front of him…Kerry looking at Laura Bush and the two daughters going “Yeah, right bitch, just cause I said something nice about you doesn’t mean I really meant it.”

    ~Cindy

  • firstbrokenangel

    Anonymous – Kevin did pick up on it.
    Bullwinckle – that’s hysterical.
    Chris Fenison – very funny.
    Tony – so true.
    Desperado – Global Test – is priceless; still have no clue as to what that means.
    Steve Macklin – still love that one.
    Then I got too dizzy going up and down, cracking up.
    Love this stuff – but honestly,Kerry has no respect. Seriously, Bush shook his hand, patted him on the shoulder and then Kerry goes and walks in front of him. He never does anything right – he doesn’t even get the answers right.
    ~C

  • Dang … there is no way I am going to be the first president to lose to a woman …

  • Steve Cormier

    Come Igor! The lightning is ready!

  • Steve Cormier

    Hmmm…nice lipstick they put on that pig.

  • psbx

    Bush: What’s Kerry’s wife doing? She looks like she’s about to have a hissy fit.

    Kerry: Sit DOWN woman! Damnit, she’d better not go over there and say something to Jim….

  • Those lips… I’m think I’m going to Miyazawa!

  • Labia and Dubya.

  • Those lips. Chirac’s ass.

  • “Senator, off the record, did Teddy give you driving directions to Chappaquiddick yet?”

  • “Just a Gigolo Pink” really IS your color, Senator.

  • Andre3000

    Personal ad: “Saucy six-four transvestite seeks intermediate length relationship with fabulously wealthy heiress. Less than nine figures need not respond.”

  • OneDrummer

    President Bush and Senator Kerry conceal their irritation with Kevin Aylward in announcing the Weekend Caption Contest winners… (oops, I mean, irritation with Jim Lehrer in announcing the winner of the presidential debate….)

  • Winners announced. Comments are now closed.