Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ produced a variety of interesting entries. In choosing winners I went with those who followed the caption road less traveled, so to speak. Due to a weekend emergency, discussed ad nauseum here and elsewhere, I was unable to get this posted until now.

Here are the winning captions for following photo:

Toyota Motor Corp. (news - web sites)'s new concept vehicle i-unit is driven in during its unveiling performance in Tokyo Friday, Dec. 3, 2004. The one-seater i-unit that resembled a wheelchair, designed to help people get around, will be displayed at an exposition in Aichi, central Japan, next year. (AP Photo/Shuji Kajiyama)

1) (Rodney Dill) – “The Vagina Travelogues

2) (spacemonkey) – “Moments later the prototype v-car was front-ended by the oscar mayer weiner mobile, repeatedly.

3) (Eric) – “Chelsea Clinton: Maybe this will finally get daddy’s attention.

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Honorable Mention

4) (Uncle Mikey) – “Keoki Masahashi, come on down! You’re the next contestant on Elephant Diarrhea Roulette!

5) (Amicus Curiae) – “The royal penis is clean your highness!

6) (J.P.) – “Not pictured: the lion and the wardrobe.

Until next Friday…

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One Year On
  • Rodney Dill

    Thank you, thank you.

    To quote A Chirstmas Story
    It’s a major award!

    (Which should’ve been a caption entry as well)

  • OneDrummer

    Rodney, do I get a percentage of the prize? I knew I should’ve copyrighted that train of thought…. Congrats!

    Actually, I laughed harder at Doris and the Elephant Diarrhea…..

  • I laughed at that too.

  • Rodney Dill

    And I sort of like Spacemonkey’s, I hadn’t really seen it until the winners were posted.

    OneDrummer, you can have 10% of what I won, nyuck, nyuck.