Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following photo:

(Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

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  • -S-


    “I’d like to thank the liberal media for allowing me this opportunity to trump the Chevy Chase ‘f*** Bush’ meme.”

  • -S-

    President Bush thought bubble:

    “So, Barney growled and Karen sneezed. I’m thinking that I need to take a closer look here. Maybe Rudy made a mistake, because Barney and Karen never do.”

  • -S-

    From down the corridors of the White House, coming from the Press Corps, the background mumble of…”KARL ROVE DID IT!!!”

  • HeyMike

    Hmmm panties, Stockings, a Wig..Wait No No No No

  • Solid

    “If you say the war in Iraq is illeagal, like that Kofi. then I’m going to have your guts for garters, I’m watchin you.”

  • Who did you think you were going to work for ? Clinton ?

  • dickd

    Kerik explains how he would personally frisk all passengers on air force one.

  • doug

    This Poon-Hound porked everyone in New York,but Hillary. At least he’s got that going for him.

  • What’s that dangling from his ear??? Hair Gel??? But he doesn’t have hair? WHAT THE!?!?

  • Chrees

    Damn, think where those lips have been. Heh…see if he gets any now…

  • What’s that smell?

  • McCain

    George Bush would have unmasked the faker, if only he deduced that the faint whiff of tuna was from the mustache.

  • Bush later lamented,”I shoulda known, seeing how the captain here liked all them blue skinned babes on his five year mission, he’d be a sucker for skin skinned babes here on Earth.”

  • Bush wonders just how rich Kerik would actually be if ugly was nickels.

  • Justin B

    Kerik in surprise move to gain sympathy for his adulterous lifestyle admits, “I am a gay American”.

  • RR

    Counter to conventional wizdom (sic), Humpty could not be put back together again.

  • It’s really too bad I’m a conservative. A Jersey street kid who made it all the way to NYPD’s Commissioner and no one’s busted him until NOW? That’s the kind of security we need around here.

  • If you screw up my bid for Person of the Year I’ll…

  • Rodney Dill

    “Ommigod, I just realized that Kerik isn’t bald, he’s just a solar-panel powered sex machine!”

  • Kaptain Krude

    “Gawd, I can’t believe this G. Gordon Liddy wannabe was getting a piece of that Fox Hotness Judith Regan!”

  • Read his lips. No new caption.

  • Bush wonders: “Hmmm, reckon what ol’ Spongebob’d do in a sichy-ay-shun like this.”

  • Bush: All I got for Christmas was this lousy mandate.