Blondes Have More Fun Career

When bad dye-jobs happen to marginal talents.

Ashlee Simpson (before)

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Britney Spears (after)

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Britney picture courtesy of Sterogum. Ashlee Simpson picture circa 2004 – pre SNL fiasco…

Update: Don’t miss video of Ashlee’s drunken McMeltdown.

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Quote Of The Day - Bubba Edition
  • Ashlee Simpson

    Please let me do my thing don’t get in my life

  • Britney Spears

    If you whant to get your tong into my pssssy let me know and you will change your mind!!!!!!!!!!!! promise!

  • AHAHHAHAH its embaressing u are [retending to be ash nd brit lol……biach

  • Jess

    You people are all very funny. Reading these comments have tought me how immature the people in our society are becoming. No, I’m not talking to all of you, but come on… pretending to be Brittany Spears and making her look like an idiot with horrible typing skills…that’s just over the top. As for calling them sluts…who knows. Maybe they are, but you know what?! There are a lot of people like that in our world. Just because Brittany and Ashlee are famous, the poor things get all the negative comments. As for not wanting your children (or maybe your husband) to see Brittany’s video when she’s basically wearing nothing… I would have to say that is understandable. Unfortunately I think that also means we have to admit we are jealous and uncomfortable with the fact that anyone can flip a channel (including our husbands) and watch Brittany Spears dance around barely naked. It’s a shame, but I’ll be the first to admit I am jealous. I wish I could ban t.v., but come on (bringing the situation back to our kids) it’s almost impossible to block this kind of media from our children or whomever. It’s obvious we cant ban t.v. and a lot of us dont have those fancy programs in which you can choose what channels can be viewed and which can not. Those of us who do have that privledge also know that their kids will probably go over a friends house to watch it anyway. So unfortunately for us, there is no possible way to protect our future generations from this downfall in the way people respect women. Or in the way women respect themselves.

    Now back to their haircolor. Brittany looks great with blonde hair. We all know that. How many people can pull off being blonde? Not too many, so its a shame she isn’t taking advantage of that privledge. Although I must say, If we saw Brittany with her new haircolor in a nicer picture (one in which maybe she was posing for the camera) with her make-up done and a nice outfit on, I’m sure she’d look good. I mean come on, that picture obviously doesn’t do her justice. As for Ashlee…She’s a pretty girl. She looks nice with blonde hair, but I personally like her with dark hair. It goes great with her complection and brings out her eyes….and as for being blonde, the same thing goes for going black. Not too many people can pull off the whole black hair bit. Now that I’ve talked forever, thanx for listening to my unimportant opinion!

    -Jess

  • all u peeps r just shunning them ’cause u ain’t them and i think i speak for ash and brit both when i say don’t hate me ’cause u ain’t me
    and don’t hate me ’cause i’m beautiful anyways this is supposed to be about hair color they are both hott and i like ash with black dye and brit should stay blonde

  • why dont all u dirty talkers and thinkers should just go get exited at a porno sire

  • mary

    why do all u people even look at this stuff if it sucks sooooooo bad i like it :p

  • BH

    I think people are confusing the word “artist” with “singer”. Just because you belt out a few notes (that, on average, most likely aren’t hitting the pitch they were intended to) doesn’t mean you’re worth listening to. The point of art is to express yourself. Song lyrics are like poetry. If you handed in Ashlee Simpson or Britney Spears’s lyrics to your English teacher in.. oh, say, 7th grade.. you might be lucky to pass with a low C.

    As for vocal talent, have any of you taken music classes? They probably have a combined vocal range of about two octaves. That is downright sad. As for singers not being able to perform live.. who have you been listening to? Go listen to Muse. Their live shows are better than their albums. He hits every note and has twice the quality and range either of these two do.

    Just because they are prettier than you and more talented than you.. doesn’t mean they are pretty OR talented. It probably just means you’re ugly and can’t sing.

  • Caroline

    Asslee! umm…i mean Ashlee. She is such a copycat! shame on her. First she copied Avril, and now Gwen Stefani? This shit is bananas B.a.n.a.n.a. l.ol.o.l.o.v.e did u hear me say….. Haha she copied. Ashlee simpson thought why not steal Gwen’s style too? Omg!!I wanna be like Gwen!

  • Caroline

    Asslee! umm…i mean Ashlee. She is such a copycat! shame on her. First she copied Avril, and now Gwen Stefani? This shit is bananas B.a.n.a.n.a. l.ol.o.l.o.v.e did u hear me say….. Haha she copied. Ashlee simpson thought why not steal Gwen’s style too? Omg!!I wanna be like Gwen!

  • Ray

    ashlee is not a copy cat. Alot of ppl do that kind of thing and hey that is one of her best songs “love” She is def not a copy cat if anyone is a copy cat it is all the old has beens that are like almost forty and wannabe popular again so they do and like the young popular stars do to get their names back in the spotlight which usually doesnt work look at Cindy laupher Madonna Janet jackson……etc Beyonce Ashlee Jessica all of the youngns are at the top of their game and arnt goin anywhere for a long while so y ridicule thats ridiculous. they r hot too make fun of the ugly fat ppl… that what i wana hear about

  • Mark

    I thought that Ashlee’s natural color was blonde? Didn’t she dye it dark? Maybe not…

  • DanthefuckinMan

    Both are cheap whores. I mean, really. If these dumb bitches wanted to do anything important in their lives, they wouldn’t be lip synching crap music acting like sluts. If they weren’t making the millions, they would have no desire to go along with any of it. They are the cheapest, whorest nasty bitches ever, and I hope they die.

  • kimberly tullila

    ok well first of all….its funny how people are so rude to celebrities when they have the chance…. like on this page… everyone has their flaws…. spears doesnt try to be better than anyone else….we all have pics of ourselves that we dont like….. why does everyone have to be so negative?? just accept things the way they are and you will be much happier…….

  • c500d

    She looks nice in the picture. I prefer her blonde, and didn’t realise she had such nice knockers. I must pay more attention to these things…

    As for the whole ‘she rawks’/ ‘she’s crap’ debate – it’s irrelevant. One way or the other, I’m sure her Dad is laughing all the way to the bank.

    But for the record, she’s crap. Come on people. Seriously.

  • KARMINE

    Ashlee Simpson is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo HOT!!!!!!!! all of you people need to stop hateing on her. Since this is about dye jobs Ashlee looks better as a blonde. I’m not sure if she’s a VIRGIN or not but by what Wilmar Valderrama say’s she’s loud in bed. VIRGIN or not she is still very HOT!!!!!!!!!! I would still hve sex with her. She is not hot she is SEXXXY. You should not judge someone you don’t know FUCKING BICTHES.

  • dear ashlee,
    lala get it your song

  • ferchu

    hola no soy una fanns pero me gusta tu vos y vcomo cantas bueno chauu…

  • diana

    yeahh & i like britt as a blond & ashlee as a brunette better

    o & ps ::: i cant believe how pathitic some of you people are.. sitting here commenting on how you hate britney & ashlee .. do you have no life or what .. go get a life assholes. they dont give a fuck what you say thats why there so strong & do what they want. if music wasnt like it is 1/2 of the people today wouldnt have some of the guts they do now. and its very hard to perform & be in the media all the time.. i mean how would you like it if as soon as you stepped out the door you were bombarred with papratzzis, also another group of people that dont have lives, but to just follow celebrities around. so stop being jealous & hating on them & get a fucking life

  • Ramsey Lockhart

    ashlee simpson, cute but learn to sing…
    britney-what the fuck do you expect!? they caught her off guard assholes. i’m sure you all would look BEAUTIFUL if u were caught turning around fast w/ a sucker in your mouth talking. jeeze, yea some of her stuff is “suggestive” but it’s hot and i happen to like it..so jeeze lay off shes way richer than any of you will ever be so go and fuck urselves dumbasses!!!!!!

  • Ramsey Lockhart

    ashlee simpson, cute but learn to sing…
    britney-what the fuck do you expect!? they caught her off guard assholes. i’m sure you all would look BEAUTIFUL if u were caught turning around fast w/ a sucker in your mouth talking. jeeze, yea some of her stuff is “suggestive” but it’s hot and i happen to like it..so jeeze lay off shes way richer than any of you will ever be so go and fuck urselves dumbasses!!!!!!

  • Lanna Dredle

    I don’t care about Ashlee…but Britney, I LOVE HER!! Her music is sweet! And i think that its soo pathedic that everyone is roasting her on here…how would u like it if you were her and u stumbled on this site and saw all this bullshit. i agree with some of the comments on here that are feeling for her etc..and yea if she was posing for the pic w/ out makeup and a nice outfit SHED LOOK GORGEOUS

  • tom

    haha. before i state my comment, everyone look at the people favoring their music in this thread. i havent seen such idiosyncracy, or so many moronic banters about how their opinion is greater than anothers in quite some time. i admit i am not a fan of their music, not only because the kid of people who are into this garbage are sprouting up all over the place like vermin, but because JUST LISTEN TO THE SONGS. jesus christ, can you find ONE lyric that actually means something to you?
    since this is about bad hair dye, ill admit ashlee looks good with blonde, but britney obviously had a crash-and-burn that day

    if you want to get all hostile on my ass, ill be mre than happy to complete conquer your ass in a debate, hopefully not pertaining to this topic.

  • Candy

    fuck you guys…Ashlee simpson is the shit.

  • velientjhe

    ashlee jou ar sooooooooooo goooooooooood

  • Ryan

    Lolll you don’t post a good picture of Britney… It’s normal that everybody prefer the picture of Ashlee Simpson. Anyway, a lot of people critic Britney because she lypsynced.. HEllo? Do you have another thing excep this to say? Don’t forget to say that she sold more than 85 millions albums worldwide lolll so I don’t think she suck with this total of albums sold…. If she suck, everybody suck in my opinion!

  • meh

    i find it highly amusing that you guys actually think that people will take the time to sit down and read all the shit you wrote. this thread is way too long and is as good as dead. i only read the first few posts and unfortunately, i have better things to do with my time… i’m pretty sure all the hundreds of posts afterwards are basically the same anyway. and for you folks that are about to label me as a hypocrite for making a post myself, like i said, i only read a few posts, and this post is intended for you people who do waste your time reading and writing about worthless shit, and writing this post was a waste of my time out of pure fun and boredom. i rock. =)
    P.S. i do find it really frustrating that even the people who seem to have something “intelligent” and “mature” to say still have horribly retarded spelling and grammatical errors. yes, your spelling and grammar are retarded. if it’s a debate you want, you need to learn how to spell and construct sentences correctly before you can expect anyone to take you seriously.

  • Carly

    I am appalled by most all of the commentors on this site. How would you feel if someone made a website(in Brittney and Ashlee’s case, many sites) in honor of having people write degrading comments about you? Comments posted my people like “Hudlamman” and a few others are completely unacceptable. If you were half a man, you would learn to be sensitive and not look at woman for their bodies and wanting to “get in their pants”. Anyone who can sit at their computer and write this stuff is a complete and total waste of anyone’s time. I am disgusted by all of you. As for “meh”, capitalization counts as grammar, so yes, I believe you ARE a hypocrite. How can you write about people using correct English, when you can’t use it correctly yourself???

  • Emma

    Ashlee sucks. She can’t sing, she can’t write songs, she is ugly. I hate Asslee for lip synching on a Live show. Then she did a stupid dance. Wtf?! And then said it was her band fault. idiot!! Then she change her mind and said she had singing problems. Hypocrite!!!! If she had singing problems she should ave said it first, and then apologize instead of running of the scen like a freakin idiot! Cos when she did it it seemed like she was embarassed. and if she had singing problems she wouldn’t be that.

    Ashlee du är världens sämsta sångare!!fy fan för dig!!*puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke*