Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

<font size=2/>A golfer swings at the Drambuie World Ice Golf Championships in Uummannaq, Greenland, in 2000. Some golfers teed off this week in an ice-breaking tournament in the Svalbard islands near the North Pole(AFP/NORDFOTO/File) ” src=”http://wizbangblog.com/images/2005/icegolf.jpg” width=”375″ height=”265″ /></a></div>
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Winners will be announced Sunday.</p>
<p><strong>Update</strong>:  <a href=Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

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  • Chris DiMarco tees off at the inaugural Mount Everest Invitational

  • D. Carter

    I gotta agree with Rodney; Matt’s “FJORD!” made me LOL.

  • -S-

    George Bush attempts to melt the icy blue heart of the Democratic Party. Howard Dean is out of frame searching for balls.

  • FreakyBoy

    Damn it, I hit that tree everytime!

  • Stop whacking your balls off
    that glacier.

    Alone in the arctic with nothing but his backscratcher, our bohemian hero does the one thing he knows best: tantric yoga.

  • I know, I know, but with global warming this will be a great course in 25 years and you can’t beat the green fees.

  • …and now, a Golf Channel exclusive report…Augusta National unveils their new “Tiger-Proof” prototype golf course in testing for 2006. Despite the new format, Hootie Johnson reiterates that women *still* don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of becoming members…

  • Mainstreet8

    Augusta National announces its new colorblind memebership policy at the newly designed first tee.

  • ANNCR: Moments later, an aide reached into the butthole of the great moose, and plucked out… -dramatically holds up a golfball-

    KERRY: “Is that a Titleist?”

  • Chrees

    “Eat your heart out, Hawkeye!”

  • Antarctic research into the science and theory of boredom yields a surprising breakthrough.

  • George Steinbrenner sends Joe Torre out for a round of golf to make clear what his future will be if THAT happens again.

  • Retief Goosen discovers why Greenland will never be the site of the PGA championship.

  • robert

    Did you ever wonder what happened to former President Gerald Ford? In this feature report, Sports Illustrated tracks special cases of golfers who have found themselves off target, off the course, and just kept on going.

    As Travino says: “You can talk to a fade, but a hook won’t listen.”

  • McCain

    Primitive life discovered on Mars.

  • Its…

    Its in the hole.

  • In a scene that can only be described as prophetic, John Kerry kicks off his 2008 Presidential Election bid.

  • Rodney Dill

    Colin Montgomery: “Hand me my Mashie.
    Caddy: “Uh, Don’t you mean your, Niblick?
    Colin Montgomery: “No my Mashie, I see a baby seal I want to club on the way.”

  • Rodney Dill

    “So when did David Frost start designing golf courses?”

  • “A good walk, ruined.”
    -Will Rogers.

  • The search for the elusive arctic eagle.

  • “Ice Tee”

  • Stan25

    Sporting his new golfing duds, Michael Jackson has found a new way to chase little boys

  • Ingress

    “Wow, you sure do get a good bounce here.”

  • FreakyBoy

    Mark was unaware of a polar bear’s land speed until after he severely sliced his ball.

  • Rodney Dill

    “Ok, did you see where that ball went? Damn these white balls.”

  • Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.