Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A monkey dressed in a costume representing Nazi Germany's military uniform performs during a show in the circus in the city of Yekaterinburg in Russia's Ural region, May 4, 2005. The show called 'Victory's Salute' is dedicated to the 60th anniversary of the Soviet Union's victory over Nazi Germany in World War Two. REUTERS/Alexei Vladykin

Winners will be announced Sunday Monday evening (due to the holiday).

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

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  • German monkeys turned fascist recently and starting attacking neighboring primates. The French breed known as the cheese-eating surrender monkey quickly capitulated.

  • Zsa Zsa

    Just another monkey Howard Dean pulled out of his ass… If you will pardon the expression!

  • jmaster

    In purgatory, onanists face their fate as Nazi monkeys shout “Now, we spank you!”

  • Steven L.

    “I knew Chimpy McHitler. I was friends with Chimpy McHitler. And you, sir, are no Chimpy McHitler.”

  • Studied indicate that the average intelligence of neo-Nazis is increasing.

  • A member of the Monkey Scouts demonstrates how to tie a bowline hitch.

  • itismedavid

    While Congress continued to investigate steroid use in professional sports, lax circus regulations allowed the practice of the baboon “pump-you-up” program and indroctrination into fascism.

  • JaySwash

    With “Who Wants to Stick Fight a Nazi Monkey?” drawing poor ratings, the WB finally admitted that they were out of reality show ideas…

  • Yah, you in the first row. Yah, you leipshen, with the succulent red butt. Meet me after the show for schnitzel,beer and fried bananas, eh?

  • robert

    In the popular German reality show “Kaput” – in which the contestants are eliminated by death – Guenther the supermonkey steadies himself for the world’s first quadruple.

  • chortle

    Michael Moore……………”i’ve gained so much more energy since i joined the Jennie Craig weight Loss Program”

  • The latest Photo of Saddam hits the internet, this on is aimed to get him more sympathy in the Arab world…

  • jamrat

    Mission accomplished!

  • Maggie

    Yet again “Imus in the Morning” staff proved they would stop at NOTHING to garner extra ratings numbers.

  • Haydek

    McCain walks the tightrope during recent filibuster negotiations.

  • Roger Fraley

    In bizzaro-nazi world, the neighbor on “The Jeffersons” still had a job in show business.

  • Teenage Mutant Nazi Monkey

  • fatman

    “Presentingt…GONZO!!! The Rally Baboon! The Hitler Youth’s answer to the Los Angeles Angels rally monkey!”

  • .oO(Ach mein Gott! Reincarnation vas fur real!)

  • mesablue

    Hillary? Hillary?

    Oh, sorry Monica. I had that crazy Hillary as Nazi monkey dream again.

    (yes, I know it makes no sense but Hillary C. was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that picture — scary)

  • Maggie

    On May 17 (Curios) George Galloway, MP, gave a blustery and animated performance in front of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations.

  • Jeff

    I can’t believe I’m doing this crap for cigarettes…

  • Jack Rudd

    A French voter weighing his vote on the EU “constitution”…

  • DD

    Searchlight’s most famous citizen walks the tight rope and fails.

  • Ringmaster: “Ladies… he wants to see your breasts! You must show him your breasts!”

  • Mr. Blackwell sez: For the discerning scampy fascist, ueber-fluffy arms and tight pants are IN this season!!!!

  • Thinking to himself:

    Silly humans, it’s easy for a monkey to walk a tightrope. You want to impress me? Get 14 Republicans to give up their majority for a deal that means absolutely no…what? They did it? Dammmmnnnnn…

  • robert

    Wolfgang discovers that joining Von Richtofen’s “Flying Circus” isn’t all that he thought it would be.

  • Blake

    OK, one more but then really, I gotta get back and help Maureen finish her column.

  • On the set of Moore’s next documentary “Neo-Nazi Monkeys from Haliburton Killed Jesus”

  • This just proves the old addage “You can dress a monkey up like a Nazi but you can’t make him ‘Sig Heil!'”

  • Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.