Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ brought out the porn captioners in droves. Double entendre was the order of the day, and there were many fine and worthy entries that didn’t make the winners page, so you should have a look at the whole lot of them. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

Porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey poses for photos as she attends the annual President's Dinner in Washington Tuesday, June 14, 2005. The event was sponsored by the National Republican Senatorial Committee and the National Republican Congressional Committee. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

1) (Jeff) – “Two things in this photo have had big stiff white men in their ‘rotunda‘.

2) (Kevin P. Craver) – “Like the lobbyists who owned the politicians at the party, Mary Carey paid good money for her boobs.

3) (debra) – “I’ve been known to erect a political plank or two…

Honorable Mention

4) (Brian J.) – “Opponents hope that the recent visit from a porn star to a Republican fund raiser is the party committing mari-kari.

5) (Jinx McHue) – “PORN CHICK LOVES BUSH AND DICK!

6) (Dangerous Dan) – “Suddenly, getting screwed by the political system doesn’t seem all that bad.

Until next Friday…

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  1. Cybrludite June 20, 2005