Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for this picture:

CNN American Morning anchor Miles O'Brien with an unidentified guest prior to the Space Shuttle launch

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced (follow the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

What happened to my frickin' death rays?
The Space Case
  • mesablue

    SWORD FIGHT!!!

  • Man on the right: “Although astronauts can come from any branch of the military, Navy seamen tend to be the most suitable for our rockets.”

  • Lasting Magic

    Miles – “You keep promising to be the next big thing, but it is not clear how big is ‘big’ or how soon is ‘next’.”

  • Sheila

    Wally what do you mean it’s girth not length that matters. Beav you saw it on Letterman’s show top 10 countdown.

  • Sheila

    Testing future Rocket launcher leaders in order to tell whose lieing

  • Sheila

    I like the way yours is balanced on your crotch, can you give me a hand and help me to do the same. Don’t worry they can’t possible react to our heat.

  • Margaret

    Now America understands why Soledad fired Bill Hemmer.

  • JD

    “Ribbed…for her pleasure….eeewwwwww…

  • stan25

    Where is Linda Lovelace when you need her?

  • Update: Winners announced (follow the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.