Sic Transit Gloria

Unlike “Fight Club,” “No one talks about the Laurence Simon Sick And Twisted Bastard Award” is the SECOND rule of the Laurence Simon Sick And Twisted Bastard Award, not the first.

But I guess it’s OK to break the second rule after someone violates the First Rule of the Laurence Simon Sick And Twisted Bastard Award: “Laurence Simon is not allowed to ever win the Laurence Simon Sick And Twisted Bastard Award.”

But if it had to go, that caption certainly earned the award.

LSSATBA, RIP.

Now I gotta come up with a NEW running gag…

"Everyone has the right to say how much they agree with me"
If you want union benefits, join 'em -- don't work for 'em

5 Comments

  1. Laurence Simon September 13, 2005
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  3. Jeff September 13, 2005
  4. Jay Tea September 13, 2005
  5. bullwinkle September 13, 2005