On Monday, August 22, 2005 (my late mother's birthday, oddly enough), Markos "Screw 'em" Zuniga announced that he had a secret plan that would destroy the Democratic Leadership Conference. In two weeks, this valiant warrior vowed, he would "make them radioactive."
By my calculations, that deadline was Monday, September 5. But that was Labor Day, so we'll give him and extra day. Make that D-Day + 8.
Anyone in the DC area got a spare geiger counter to swing by the DLC? I"m curious for first-hand reports of the "smoking ruin" that Kos must have left in its place.
I'd hate to think that Kos was talking out of his ass yet again...
Update: Oh, crud. I forgot the link to Kos' Declaration Of War. BTW, GREAT strategic thinking there... "DLC, in two weeks I will destroy you!"
Previous coverage:
Is Kos going to have to purge himself?
Holding out for a zero
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Comments (21)
Your first two file categor... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Old Coot | September 14, 2005 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Your first two file categories tell the story.
1. Posted by Old Coot | September 14, 2005 9:32 AM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 09:32
2. Posted by PTG | September 14, 2005 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kos is talking out of his ass and through his 'asshat' at the same time. It would seem he has done plenty to turn the Democrat party into nuclear waste.
2. Posted by PTG | September 14, 2005 9:34 AM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 09:34
3. Posted by Mark | September 14, 2005 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's actually a pretty decent scam Kos has going. He gets those rabid left-wingers all excited about taking over the party or some BS like that, meanwhile his income increases dramatically (blogads and all). Then, when he obviously fails to deliver as promised, he simply repeats the whole scam and gets the same people riled up again. And they are dumb enough to buy into it. Again.
He is the internet's Benny Hinn.
3. Posted by Mark | September 14, 2005 9:48 AM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 09:48
4. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 14, 2005 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see him more of the internet's Benny Hill.
4. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 14, 2005 9:55 AM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 09:55
5. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 14, 2005 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...And I was so looking forward to all those sharks swimming around with freakin' lasers on their heads...
5. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | September 14, 2005 9:56 AM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 09:56
6. Posted by LCVRWC | September 14, 2005 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Should kos have an excuse, I already know what it is...
6. Posted by LCVRWC | September 14, 2005 10:06 AM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 10:06
7. Posted by r | September 14, 2005 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sorry, but what is kos?
7. Posted by r | September 14, 2005 10:22 AM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 10:22
8. Posted by Donnie | September 14, 2005 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He's already used Katrina as his excuse for not following up on his threat to the DNC...
8. Posted by Donnie | September 14, 2005 11:05 AM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 11:05
9. Posted by sissoed | September 14, 2005 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The title to this entry should be "DLC" not "DNC."
9. Posted by sissoed | September 14, 2005 11:05 AM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 11:05
10. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 14, 2005 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why am I remined of Col Khadafi's line in the sand...
Cross this line, and you die. (takes 3 steps back, redraws). Cross THIS line, and you die (repeat until bombs fall)
10. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 14, 2005 11:38 AM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 11:38
11. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | September 14, 2005 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Great!
Now I have this image of Benny Hill as a slimy televangelist.
Thanks, guys!
11. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | September 14, 2005 12:07 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 12:07
12. Posted by Paul Zrimsek | September 14, 2005 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's official: Kos and Joshua Micah "More on this later" Marshall are the same person.
12. Posted by Paul Zrimsek | September 14, 2005 12:12 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 12:12
13. Posted by joe | September 14, 2005 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSI, that was the "line of death" across the Gulf of Sidra. He claimed the whole thing, even though international law clearly states that their territory only goes to 12 miles offshore unless the bay has more area than a semicircle with a diameter the size of the bay's mouth.
13. Posted by joe | September 14, 2005 12:12 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 12:12
14. Posted by Ira | September 14, 2005 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!" (Morbo the News Monster on Futurama)
Also...
"I dare ya to step over this line! (Bugs Bunny)
"I'm a crossin!" (Yosemite Sam)
And...
"Are you going to eat that fat?" The guy who proposed that Liberal bloggers raise a million dollar for the Red Cross, inconveniently forgetting that liberals are usually only generous with other people's money...
14. Posted by Ira | September 14, 2005 12:22 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 12:22
15. Posted by Steve L. | September 14, 2005 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Isn't Kos aware that making the DLC radioactive could create civilian casualties? I really think he should protest himself over that.
15. Posted by Steve L. | September 14, 2005 12:37 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 12:37
16. Posted by Lew Clark | September 14, 2005 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm skeerd. Since Dr. Evilhitlerchimphaliburtonbush destroyed New Orleans with his weather machine to stop kos, killing billions of poor black Democrats in the process, what dastardly deed does the Evil One have planned when kos fires back up? I sure wouldn't be caught within 100 miles of a blue state/county/city in the next few months!
16. Posted by Lew Clark | September 14, 2005 1:46 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 13:46
17. Posted by SilverBubble | September 14, 2005 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I dunno, given enough room the DLC will destroy itself. Perhaps that is what Kos was counting on, just hoping he could take the credit for it.
17. Posted by SilverBubble | September 14, 2005 5:56 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 17:56
18. Posted by LibraryLady | September 14, 2005 6:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There is actually an article about this on MSNBC (by Howard Fineman).
18. Posted by LibraryLady | September 14, 2005 6:34 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 18:34
19. Posted by Gordon Jones | September 14, 2005 6:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kos is an asshole - plain and simple.
Go to his site - he continually lies to the leftist morons who read his pap, and they come in their panties (the women included) as they contemplate winning the world when they are being marginalized everywhere.
19. Posted by Gordon Jones | September 14, 2005 6:40 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2005 18:40
20. Posted by Thomas Galvin | September 15, 2005 2:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kind of reminds me of when Bill Clinton made a huge tactical failure as Commander-in-Chief in the Balkans when he telegraphed ahead of time to the enemy that he wouldn't use ground troops.
Here is another example of poor strategy, poor planning and terrible execution.
20. Posted by Thomas Galvin | September 15, 2005 2:09 AM |
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Posted on September 15, 2005 02:09
21. Posted by Nahanni | September 15, 2005 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So this is what it looks like when animals eat their young.
21. Posted by Nahanni | September 15, 2005 11:27 AM |
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Posted on September 15, 2005 11:27