Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Chicago White Sox manger Ozzie Guillen, left, gets a kiss from a well-wisher after the White Sox defeated the Houston Astros 1-0 in Game 4 to win the World Series for the first time since 1917, Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2005, in Houston. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson)

Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners have been announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

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  • mark m

    Fella on the right says “so you know you are going to be the catcher in this deal…”

  • Maggie

    Berkeley Rep, the prime theater for new and revival productions in the East Bay area, has announced their up-coming will be “A League Of Their Own.”

  • sentinel

    Ozzie and Harry Et

  • D

    Welcome to the (Grape)fruit league…

  • In homage to Ash:

    “Gimme some sugar baby”

  • Maggie

    The US Congress has taken a curve ball in its investigation into steroids and baseball. Subpeonas now have been issued to several players, who have demonstrated strange side effects after allegedly taking female hormones.

  • thought bubble

    Oh my God I just won the world series and I’m kissing a boy all in the same day….

  • Oh, FTLOG

    I said “we won“, not “some tongue“! Maybe no one’s watching.

  • Spike

    Is that a tonque in my mouth, or are you glad we won the series?

  • tacitblue

    Resorting to a Roseanne-esque publicity stunt, Major League Baseball attempts to boost World Series ratings.

  • tacitblue

    Sodomy: As American as Baseball and Apple Pie (that you have sex with)

  • tacitblue

    WARNING: The makers of FAG Body spray are not responsible for any groping, kissing, and/or other displays of public affection forced upon you by random dudes. Consider yourself warned.

  • So that’s a Snowball, huh? Not as salty as I thought it would be.

  • tacitblue

    While he started coaching little league for the same reason many others did, for the child molesting, Manuel turned out to be a pretty gifted coach and rose to the Major Leagues. However, he never forgot what attracted him to the game in the first place.

  • tacitblue

    Mmmmmm……Copenhagen

  • tacitblue

    Their love for baseball was matched only by their love for antiquing.

  • tacitblue

    Homosexuals!?!……In Baseballl!?!…….Say it isn’t so!

  • tacitblue

    Homosexuals!?!……In Baseball!?!…….Say it isn’t so!

  • Doug

    Who’s your Daddy?

  • McCain

    I think that I left my white sox at your place.

  • ONCE IN A LIFETIME!

  • Guillen: “If winning the World Therith, and kithing thith man ith wrong, I don’t wanna be right!”

  • Tom

    White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen and son celebrate the World Series win with the traditional Venezuelan, Hugo Chavez endorsed, in your face Yankee smooch on the loops.

  • Rodney Dill

    “Uh, that was nice, but I was referring to Centerfield by John Fogarty when I said, “Put me in coach. ..”

  • McCain

    I must kiss the queen.
    I must kiss the queen.
    I must kiss the queen.

  • r

    tacit has it…period…think of the $ they could make…”and i thought i’d get past 2nd base for winning the world series!!”

  • r

    he’s a lil too into this…damn! there’s a camera

  • r

    holy kaka…this will be on the cover of SI. . .

  • Let’s move to Massachusetts!

  • retired military

    “and then dear I woke up and THAT is why I will never watch Star Trek again!!”

  • Catcher or pitcher?

  • No wonder the series ratings are dropping!

  • Eric

    Announcer: “Hey Ozzie Guillen you just won the World Series. What are you going to do next?”

    Ozzie: “I’m going to Provincetown”

  • adamthemadman

    “You had me at konnichi-wa.”

  • “We’ll have a GAY…old…tiiiiiiime!”

  • b.j.

    GIRLIE MEN JUST WANT TO PLAY BASEBALL!

  • scott

    Ozzie Guillen demonstrates one of the basics of ‘small-ball’- the squeeze play…

    Of course, the extensive tongue action definitely makes this one a suicide squeeze

  • “I wanna kiss you all over,
    All over and again.
    I wanna kiss you all over,
    ‘Til the night closes in.

    ‘Til the night closes in!”

  • “I wanna kiss you all over,
    All over and again.
    I wanna kiss you all over,
    ‘Til the night closes in.

    ‘Til the night closes in!”

  • Deaner59

    (Doing my best Phil Rizzuto imitation)

    “Holy Cow, I think he’s gonna make it!”

  • Its been a fun summer..now I have to go back to the wifey!

  • Ozzie and the boys broke the curse of Joe Jackson and they celebrated in their own unique way; for you see, Shoeless Joe wasn’t just shoeless – he was as queer as a Bill Veeck-run game without ballyhoo.

  • YukonGyy

    Why did I pledge the 1917 promise?
    Lord?

  • Guillen: “Gasp–a baseball diamond! I love this man! I love him, I love him, I LOVE HIM!”

  • Update: Winners have been announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.