Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture (no nudity, but mildly NSFW so it’s in the extended entry) :

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Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

Welcome to Nashua, NH. Kindly check your Constitutional rights at the city limits (Part I)
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  • k

    Do those mice noses ummm….look a little …ummmm erect to anybody else?

    By the way is that Jerry Springer….without his wig?

  • When I say I rode all the rides…I rode ALL the rides.

  • It was then that Ralph realized that he had, indeed, found the Happiest Places on Earth.

  • SalVegas

    Y…..Because we like it!!!!!

  • If you think this is in poor taste, just be happy they’re not showcasing the man’s Goofy pants.

  • Just gives the term, “Milking a mouse.” a whole new twist.

  • EricR

    Oh no, look’s like it’s time for a face-lift for Mickey and Minnie!

  • me

    I can not beleive after 107 posts this has not come up. You’re all too young.

    “Now that’s an “E” ticket ride!!!!

  • AR

    “And tonight’s top story, Blanco and Nagin no longer the two biggest boobs in New Orleans.”

  • Charles Versteege

    Turning tradition on its head, Cindy Mammary and Helen Gland expose their breasts for free while Curt Milelong collects beads for dropping his pants at the renewed Queen of Sirens Mardi Gras Ball and Parade in New Orleans.

  • Bob

    Mickey and Minnie had been close for years, but later that night, Donald would cum between them.

  • DL

    M I C K E WHY?

  • DL

    There is this bird at my feeder that the reference book says is a titmouse, but damned if they look anything like these!

  • An ousted Carolina Panther cheerleader and her mother attempt to motivate the Minnesota Vikings by reminding them that the Super Bowl champions get to go to Disney World.

  • Once Geppetto had figured out how to make a real boy, he made a little something for himself.

  • The lawyer escorts exhibits A and D to court to challenge the assertion that bouncing is what Tiggers do best.

  • See our breasts, see our breasts,
    We put good taste to the test.
    As we’re bouncing and cavorting
    Take a gander at our chests.

    Mine are young, hers are old,
    (But you must admit we’re bold!)
    As our assets we are flashing,
    Are you hoping it gets cold?

    Watch them jiggle as we dance
    In New Orleans – looks like France!
    We can go all night without a rest.
    So let that camera roll,
    As we put on a show,
    And see our breasts.
    (Mine are best.)
    See our breasts!

  • McCain

    Of Mice and Man.

  • McCain

    Always the creative genius, Walt Disney opens Mickey’s Ranch somewhere in the Nevada desert.

  • itismedavid

    That rumble you felt was Walt Disney turning over in his cryonic chamber.

  • Moon Monkey

    …”And finally in the news today,it seems that the Bourbon Street Craft Club came up with an idea on what to do with all the leftover FEMA T-shirts…
    Films at eleven!”

  • Moon Monkey

    “Leave it to New Orleans to take ‘Go-Cups’ to new levels! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, the next pic shows the guy in the background with a Kleenex in his hand…I think he wants to blow Mickey’s nose!”

  • Hawthorne

    “Ummn, don’t look now, but I think someone slipped you a mickey.”

  • Although panned by the critics, Disney’s Broadway review of “The Best Little Whoremouse In Texas” did manage to garner a small but loyal following.

  • Moon Monkey

    Finally…The GOP responds to pulling out!!!
    It’s about time…sheesh!

  • Disney Hurricane relief efforts underway…

  • Maggie

    Determined to make the most of their Monday Night Game against the Green Bay Packers (2-7), Minnesota (4-5) will be smuggling in cheerleaders from Disney to drive the cheeseheads nuts.

  • kmmcgra

    In other news….
    Jerry Springer was caught on camera right before he tried to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation on Milky Mouse saying “Ummm…I thought the little buggers looked a little pale….”
    Denouncing the act a PETA representative said they will file charges in the morning citing cruelty…….

  • hopefully this one’s not already taken…

    The Good (middle), The Bald (left), and the Ugly (right).

  • So that’s how they are going to bring the tourists back to New Orleans…

    Fortunately, the picture was cropped to spare us the indignity of the man’s Goofy pants.

  • Spike

    Eenie, Mickey, Minnie, Moe;
    Catch a nipple by the nose;
    If she hollers make her pay,
    by the whiskers on her, er, ah,

  • Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.