Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Christmas edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ gave us a chance to see who was naughty and who was nice. In what should come as a surprise to no one, naughtily ruled again this year. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Performers in Santa Claus hats pose during a promotional drive at the Everland, South Korea's largest amusement park, about 50 km (31 miles) south of Seoul, December 21, 2005. The promotional event was aimed at the upcoming Christmas holiday season. REUTERS/Kim Kyung-Hoon

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Faith+1) – “Ms. Claus now knows why Santa spent so much time with Dancer, Prancer and Vixen…

2) (sentinel) – “I’m gonna show them my ‘HO!‘ face.

3) (FreakyBoy) – “For North Poles lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.

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Honorable Mention

4) (Matt) – “On second thought, fuck the Red Ryder BB Gun.

5) (Taz) – “Dec 26, 2005 – Santa prepares for his last delivery.

6) (Josh Cohen) – “Santa always knows where the naughty girls live. Especially the wet ones.

The rest were just as good – there was hardly a lump of coal in the lot. Go check them all out

Until next Friday…

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  • Faith+1

    Woohoo. I finally won one! I’d like to thank the members of the Smartass Caption Academy for their award and support throughout the years…

  • Rodney Dill

    Top six were excellent again,
    I liked FreakyBoy’s and Josh Cohen’s

  • Yes! I’m the third loser!

  • Patrick D

    HO HO HOES