Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

An attendee looks at a 103 inch Panasonic plasma television, the world's largest, on the opening day of the 2006 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Nevada.(AFP/Getty Images/Justin Sullivan)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

The road to hell
A murder of crows
  • Billy

    You make great pets…

  • For a moment, his breath catches in his throat as Bruce wonders if today is the day the Singularity arrives.

  • Todd

    Is that a sausage in your bag or are you just happy to see me?

  • itismedavid

    “Damn, she gotta big ass booger in her nose!”

  • sammy small

    Reggie gives a whole new meaning to Panasonic’s 103 inch TV marketing blitz, “Big Brother is Watching You!”

  • Charles V

    “Sir. Please open your bag for inspection. An alarm has sounded signifying unpaid goods in your tote.”

  • You’re woman that King Kong shoulda hooked up with and freed up that ‘Ring’ babe for me.

  • Rodney Dill

    “Mercy this new MonaLisaVision is freakin’ me out, whitey’s eyes are followin’ me everywhere. Call Al Sharpton I gotta sue somebody.”

  • “Don’t just stand there! Get me outta here!”

  • The New York Times revealed today that NSA wiretaps were not the only form of domestic spying that George W. Bush has employed but did not elaborate further.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.