Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ proved to be a bit more challenging than the standard fare around here. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

An attendee looks at a 103 inch Panasonic plasma television, the world's largest, on the opening day of the 2006 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Nevada.(AFP/Getty Images/Justin Sullivan)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Greg) – “Stretching technology to its limit, Panasonic has produced a plasma TV capable of displaying Keith Olbermann’s head in actual ego-size.

2) (FreakyBoy) – “Panosonic continues to deny the porn industry is driving technology.

3) (Mike Williams) – “The New York Times revealed today that NSA wiretaps were not the only form of domestic spying that George W. Bush has employed but did not elaborate further.

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Honorable Mention

4) (radio free fred) – “I Had A Dream.

5) (Faith+1) – “The perfect woman….she comes with a mute button.

6) (D. Carter) – “The ghost of Godfrey Cambridge unaccountably shows up at the Consumer Electronics Show, creating the first documented encounter between plasma and ectoplasm.

The Hard Core Porn Caption Award goes to:

(ken) – “103 inches? Damn, a jizzmoppers job is never done.

Until next Friday…

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