Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Sisters Lynn Martin from Bowling Green, KY, left, Lisa Lander from Narrowsburg, NY and their mother Flo Billard also of Narrowsburg dress as brides to help get attention to catch more beads at the parades during the Mardi Gras season in New Orleans on Thursday Feb. 23, 2006. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Nylda

    And the bead goes on …

  • JAT

    Suddenly, Mayor Nagin’s idea of a chocolate New Orleans took an unexpected turn in the Twilight Zone.

  • JAT

    Martha Stewart celebrating with her bride’s maids moments after marrying Donald Trump!

  • Steve Doherty Jr.

    “‘ello, Gov’na, ya want ta see mee
    bangas, do ya? Add a spot a’tea
    and I’ll throw mee knickers and
    scream, ‘Long Live The Queen’ all
    night long for ya.”

  • The Nagin Nuptials: Show Me The Money!

  • Rodney Dill

    Front Row at Mayor Nagin’s first concert
    –Sung To “Swing Low Sweet Chariot”
    &#9835
    Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
    Make Nawlins your home.
    Swing on home, Sweet Choc-o-late
    Make Nawlins your home.

    I looked over Pontchartrain and what did I see
    (No buses for to carry them home)*
    A band of new homeless people gunnin’ after me.
    (bulldozers gonna bury their old homes)*

    Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
    Make Nawlins your home.
    Swing on home, Sweet Choc-o-late
    Make Nawlins your home.

    If FEMA don’t get blamed ahead of me,
    (for not Makin’ Nawlins a safe home)*
    I’ll need protection from N.O.P.D
    (to Make Nawlins my safe home.)*

    Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
    Make Nawlins your home.
    Swing on home, Sweet Choc-o-late
    Make Nawlins your home.

    I’m sometimes up, but I keep gettin’ put down,
    (for not Makin’ Nawlins a good home):
    Most people think I’m some Mardi Gras Clown
    (The circus could be my new home!)*

    Swing Home, Sweet Choc-o-late
    Make Nawlins your home.
    Swing on home, Sweet Choc-o-late
    Make Nawlins your home.
    &#9835

    (*sung by the back-up singers The Chocolate Kisses)

    – (I was hoping for a better Nagin related picture somewhere, but the shelf life of this one ends with Mardi Gras, I’m afraid)

  • With these bead’s, I thee bed.

  • D. Carter

    The Furies descend upon Ray Nagin, slapping and clawing him into unconsciousness.

  • Steve Doherty Jr.

    “Hurricane, Smurricane
    Poor People, Smoor People,
    Death, Smeath, right Suzy?”

    “Right, you are, Mitzy, the only
    ‘Hurricane’ I care about is the
    one with all those yummy rums at
    ‘Patty O B’s.”

    “Susy, you’re such a hoot when
    you don’t say the real name of that
    bar. Let’s get back there before
    any yucky homeless people try to
    talk to us!”

  • Paul

    >just fyi: there has not been a post about iraq on this site since feb. 9, excluding milblog recommendations. seems like a pretty big gap considering all that’s going on there.

    Sean if you are still around, trust us, we know that. (Not to whine but…) Remember this is an all volunteer organization. For various reasons that are probably too long to discuss here, neither Keven, nor Jay nor myself had the time to really do much more “news blogging.” (Plus Iraq disappread for a week with Cheneygate.)

    Blah Blah Blah…

    Bottom line is, we are bringing in a forth blogger to help fill the holes. Hope you appreciate the effort and never be shy about (reasonable:-) feedback.

    Kim is going to spend some time with us and we hope everyone likes her work. Of course by the time I type this she’s made more than a few posts, several about Iraq.

    Paul

  • mesablue

    When good brides go bad.

    “Swinger Brides Part II”

  • KiMonarrez

    (the one in the middle)

    I just wanna take a huge bite out of the chocolate city.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.