Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was a rousing success. I mean how can you go wrong with French protesters and a view of the posterior? Of course the answer is that you can't. An argument could be made for any the captions listed below (as well as a few not listed) being the "best." Since this isn't a democracy you'll have to go with my judgement... The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Riot policemen arrest a protester after a protest against the first job contract law, known as CPE, Tuesday, March 28, 2006 in Paris. Tens of thousands of protesters poured onto France's streets and striking workers hobbled transport services Tuesday, increasing pressure on embattled Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin to withdraw a contested new jobs contract for youths. (AP Photo/Francois Mori)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (radio free fred) - "The Original French Tickler"

2) (Teflon93) - "New for 2006 --- the Moonbat Battering Ram!"

3) (plebe) - "How do you not understand?... I surrender!!!"

Honorable Mention

4) (Rick) - "If you grab 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow..."

5) (Rodney Dill) - "Andrew Sullivan? Again?"

6) (charles austin) - "Never let it be said that the Paris gendarmmes won't give you the courtesy of a reacharound."

The Ultimate Insult Award goes to:

(Steve) - "What...the French aren't used to being emasculated like this everyday?"

Until next Friday...

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Comments (5)

Thank Kevin!Congra... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 3, 2006 6:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Rodney Dill:

Thank Kevin!

Congrats to radio free fred, great caption!

Posted on April 3, 2006 06:08

I wuz robbed.... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by wavemaker | April 3, 2006 6:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

wavemaker:

I wuz robbed.

Posted on April 3, 2006 06:47

I am Tickled to get first p... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by radio free fred | April 3, 2006 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

radio free fred:

I am Tickled to get first place(Pun Intended)
Thanks Kevin!!!-----And Thank You Rodney Dill

Posted on April 3, 2006 09:43

This was the funniest one y... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 3, 2006 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Tom Blogical:

This was the funniest one yet. After looking at some of the captions already submitted, I knew I had nuttin'.

Posted on April 3, 2006 10:27

I saw the picture on the fr... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Kevin | April 3, 2006 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Kevin:

I saw the picture on the front page of last Wednesday's (I think) Washington Post and just knew that it would be perfect for the caption contest. Turns out I wasn't wrong...

Posted on April 3, 2006 10:42

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