- Don't change your clothes in cubicle land.
- Don't say spaz
- Don't use duct tape
- Don't hit it in a parking lot
- Don't do magic
- Don't claim "free speech"
- Do get a haircut
- Do get drunk in bars
- Do wander aimlessly
- Don't forget who loves you baby
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Just as the McCain/Palin desperation flop-sweat starts to really stink up the country, good news arrives in this afternoon's release of new polling results showing Barack Obama and Joe Biden are widening their lead over John "What Economic Problems?" McCain and Sarah "I can see Russia from my House!" Palin.
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How does John McCain react to the bad economic news? He changes the subject! In late afternoon trading, the Dow Jones industrial average fell 800 points, then recovered slightly in erratic trading to a loss of 764.38, or 7.40 percent,...
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Fark is fun reading, no?</p... (Below threshold)1. Posted by flydiveski | April 14, 2006 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fark is fun reading, no?
1. Posted by flydiveski | April 14, 2006 4:42 PM |
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Posted on April 14, 2006 16:42
2. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 14, 2006 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wood's remark drew little attention in the U.S. where "spaz" is a slang term for someone considered clumsy or inept.
Translation: Woods is black and cannot be identified as a Republican, so he is excused this time.
2. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 14, 2006 6:12 PM |
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Posted on April 14, 2006 18:12
3. Posted by cirby | April 14, 2006 6:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Google is your friend: I just found out that there's a brand of "hip" wheelchairs called "Spazz."
3. Posted by cirby | April 14, 2006 6:31 PM |
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Posted on April 14, 2006 18:31
4. Posted by epador | April 14, 2006 10:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But none named "Telly?"
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Posted on April 14, 2006 22:59