Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

In this photo released by Playboy, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, poses with Paris Hilton as he celebrates his 80th birthday at the Playboy Mansion in the Holmby Hills area of Los Angeles, Saturday night, April 8, 2006. (AP Photo/Playboy, James Trevenen)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Note: Last week I mentioned that their would be prizes this week. It turns out I was wrong about that. The prizes are for another contest coming next week.

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  • Bob

    When I said “give me a picture of a girl with three boobs” I never expected you to find one.

  • Bob Jones

    Nothing beats early check-in privileges at the Paris Hilton!

  • smitty

    Celebrating his 80th birthday, Hefner jumps out of a cake at the MTV Spring Break party.

  • McCain

    Something old
    Something new
    Something furrowed
    Something blew.

  • MoeCurryLarry

    Hef is speechless after being chosen as keynote speaker at the 1st annual STD awards being held at the Playboy Mansion !

  • Steve Doherty Jr.

    “Twenty-Three? Too old for me sweet thing; as soon as this jackass snaps this photo, grab your gear and get the hell out of my mansion!
    Twenty-Three! Can you imagine?”

  • One night in Paris makes a hard man humble.

  • retired military

    Reporter : “Heff Heff what kind of conversation could you possibly have with this young lady?”

    Heffner : “The Vagina Monologues”

  • A photojournalism first: wax on silicone.

  • cliff

    Paris Hilton and Hugh Hefner pose together after each received the coveted “Most Recognized Grotto” award from the National Cave Explorers Society.

  • c

    The Portrait of Dorian Hefner.

  • McCain

    And then Boogie delivered the famous line,
    “We will always have Paris.”

  • Hef: Sigh, have I really sunk this low? I started Playboy, not Maxim.

  • Following their silent delivery, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pose for photographers outside the L. Ron Hubbard Maternity Ward.

  • KiMonarrez

    “It’s good ta be da king.”

  • The smell of Codfish and a fully loaded Depends hung heavily in the air that night.

  • Headline:

    “Hefner Spends 80th Birthday in Paris”

  • Hugh Hefner cashes in his Hilton frequent guest points.

  • “Money Talks And B.S. Walks.”

  • Rodney Dill

    “I didn’t say ‘and’ I said do you want to go ‘to’ Bangkok?”

  • The Hugh Hefner Stress Test

  • Ginko Viagra – Helps you remember who the f**k you were doing. Who are you again, Sweetie?

  • KAMIKAZI

    Hef and Paris share a moment in front of the papparazzi and she gently whispers in his ear, Hef hurry up and get me out of here ! your Dentures are still stuck !

  • robert

    There once was a man from Chicago
    With a girl who was anything but slow
    So when it comes to sin
    There’s room at the Inn
    And the pictures should be out tomorrow

  • Ken

    Paris, Goddess of Herpes, solicits another victim under the pretense of learning French.

  • Ken

    Upon meeting Captain Pitcher of the LAPD Vice Division, Paris says coyly, “Officer, you should give me a ticket …. I’ve been doin’ over 80.”

    (Reference: http://www.lapdonline.org/lapd_command_staff/comm_bio_view/7657)

  • Rodney Dill

    “With that many candles on your cake we don’t even need the flash, Hef.”

  • La Mano

    A sated Hugh asks, “Guess what my favorite thing is in Paris . . . . . and it’s not the Eiffel Tower”

  • Le Beret

    When asked about Easter a glazed Heffner responded, “I spent the entire weekend in Paris.”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.