Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit; an ace if you will... While there were reference to Blazing Saddles, I was surprised to notice that there was no Bachelor Party reference (Q: Is that the foot-long? A: And then some.).

Anyway if you're looking for some good old fashion genitalia humor go peruse all of the entries. To explain why I found fustian's winning entry so funny you'll have to follow the link I added to illustrate his point.

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Tennis star Maria Sharapova at a press conference for the Sony Ericsson Championship

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) - "It's a pleasure to meet you Mrs. Mauresmo..."

2) (jim) - "Uh, sir ... down in front."

3) (Rodney Dill) - "Yes the head is bigger, with an improved grip, and excellent recoil... uh we're still talking about rackets, right?"

Honorable Mention

4) (Spike) - "What I said Ma'am, was, "do you hold two balls when you serve?"

5) (MunDane) - "It's where I hang the towel, ma'am."

6) (Jeff Blogworthy ) - "Sometimes I'm sooo grateful for the collapse of communism."

Honorable Mention for gently mocking Caption Contest participants who had identification problems this week, using a previous edition of the contest, goes to:

(Jim in Harrisburg) - "No sir, I don't know why some people think Jenny McCarthy looks like Madonna either."

Until next Friday...

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Comments (3)

Thanks Kev, My youngest dau... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 15, 2006 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Rodney Dill:

Thanks Kev, My youngest daughter is on the high school tennis team, so I end up watching a lot of mens and womens tennis. I didn't even have to follow the mauresmo link to know what I was gonna see.

Posted on May 15, 2006 13:46

A bridesmaid once again.</p... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by jim | May 15, 2006 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

jim:

A bridesmaid once again.

Posted on May 15, 2006 14:49

WOOHOO!! HONORABLE MENTION!... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Jim in Harrisburg | May 15, 2006 8:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Jim in Harrisburg:

WOOHOO!! HONORABLE MENTION!!

Posted on May 15, 2006 20:01

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