It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday. I know that I owe winners for the last two contests.
I'm working on finding a new judge to takeover the contest...
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Hamlet and Yorick; the Sal... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Webster | June 30, 2006 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamlet and Yorick; the Salad Days
1. Posted by Webster | June 30, 2006 7:17 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:17
2. Posted by Hamish | June 30, 2006 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wish I knew how to quit you!"
(Someone had to say it)
H.
2. Posted by Hamish | June 30, 2006 7:23 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:23
3. Posted by Weegie | June 30, 2006 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dumbblack Mountin'
[please don't take this as racist, the dumb refers to their idiotic leftist politics]
3. Posted by Weegie | June 30, 2006 7:38 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:38
4. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 7:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You had me at Day-O!"
4. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 7:40 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:40
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 30, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Tally me Banana."
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 30, 2006 7:47 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:47
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 30, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Or,
Baldblack Mountin'
(nyuk nyuk)
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 30, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:48
7. Posted by Tango | June 30, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a push to make African American males more comfortable in expressing their feelings for each other, Danny Glover and Harry Belafonte share a "smooch on the loops" for the camera. When asked about the experience, Belafonte stated, "The kiss and the gentle caress of my head were fine but the cupping of my nut-sack was a shocking, yet not un-pleasurable, bonus."
7. Posted by Tango | June 30, 2006 7:54 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 07:54
8. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If you like this, how about I show you my lethal weapon?"
8. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 8:06 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:06
9. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It was great and all, but a real liberal would have grabbed me with his *left* hand."
9. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 30, 2006 8:11 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:11
10. Posted by bullwinkle | June 30, 2006 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought balloons above both: "This tastes just like Hugo Chavez's penis."
10. Posted by bullwinkle | June 30, 2006 8:15 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:15
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's just wrong.
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:22 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:22
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mandingo
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:26 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:26
13. Posted by radio free fred | June 30, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Fruit Of The Poor Lemon Is Impossible To Eat."
13. Posted by radio free fred | June 30, 2006 8:27 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:27
14. Posted by billy | June 30, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mmmm, fits like a Glover
14. Posted by billy | June 30, 2006 8:30 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:30
15. Posted by No One of Consequence | June 30, 2006 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Danny Glover: Harvester of Souls
15. Posted by No One of Consequence | June 30, 2006 8:33 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:33
16. Posted by teflon | June 30, 2006 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How each man managed to miss the other's buttocks with his lips is beyond me.
16. Posted by teflon | June 30, 2006 8:36 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:36
17. Posted by radio free fred | June 30, 2006 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Celebration Of The White Sox Winning The World Series Continues."
17. Posted by radio free fred | June 30, 2006 8:38 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:38
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Belafonte thought bubble: C'mon man, open up and give me some tongue.
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:39 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:39
19. Posted by Marty | June 30, 2006 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This tastes just like Hugo Chavez's penis."
*Snort*
I'm app....
I'm ap...
I'm...
*Snort*
I'm appalled.
*tear drips*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
19. Posted by Marty | June 30, 2006 8:43 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:43
20. Posted by Guido | June 30, 2006 8:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy-O!
20. Posted by Guido | June 30, 2006 8:43 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:43
21. Posted by billburz | June 30, 2006 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tyrone! I know it was you who betrayed me! But you are still my Bro!
(The Godfather Ghetto Style)
21. Posted by billburz | June 30, 2006 8:43 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:43
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling...
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:47
23. Posted by radio free fred | June 30, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Too Much Fruit In The Punch."
23. Posted by radio free fred | June 30, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:47
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Au chante
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:53 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:53
25. Posted by HeyMike | June 30, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look we put our heads together and we look like Halle Berry's ass.
25. Posted by HeyMike | June 30, 2006 8:55 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:55
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Broke Backstage
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:56 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:56
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh Danny, is that a Lethal Weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 8:58 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 08:58
28. Posted by JAT | June 30, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a variation to the Vulcan mind-meld, Danny Glover tries to force a thought into Harry's mind.
or
Thought ballon over Glover's head: "Gibson is a better kisser."
28. Posted by JAT | June 30, 2006 9:03 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:03
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Blacula, Part Deux
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 9:04 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:04
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Blaxploitation! We don't need no stinking blaxploitation - we can do it ourselves.
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 9:10 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:10
31. Posted by Paul | June 30, 2006 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't have a caption...
But I just wanted to go record as saying Kevin... All the hot babes you've posted over the years have officially been cancelled out by a single picture. Nice work.
31. Posted by Paul | June 30, 2006 9:13 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:13
32. Posted by Insomniac | June 30, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If this thing grabbed hold of us in Iran, we'd be dead!"
"This tastes familiar...Cindy Sheehan, you slut!"
32. Posted by Insomniac | June 30, 2006 9:14 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:14
33. Posted by Big Mo | June 30, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No caption to add, just that this has to be the best caption contest I've seen on the 'net yet. Keep 'em coming! I haven't stopped laughing yet!
33. Posted by Big Mo | June 30, 2006 9:22 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:22
34. Posted by tarheelcon | June 30, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
34. Posted by tarheelcon | June 30, 2006 9:36 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:36
35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought bubble over both: Got to prove we're not homophobes... Got to prove we're not homophobes... Got to prove we're not homophobes...
35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 30, 2006 9:39 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:39
36. Posted by Bob | June 30, 2006 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gay-O Gay-O
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Gay, he say gay, he say gay, he say gay,
He say gay, he say gay-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and he wanna go home
36. Posted by Bob | June 30, 2006 9:45 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:45
37. Posted by elvis | June 30, 2006 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an ill-fated attempt to revive left wing moonbattery, Danny Glover attempts cardio-pulmonary recusitation on Harry Belafonte.
37. Posted by elvis | June 30, 2006 9:46 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:46
38. Posted by lakestate | June 30, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This week's caption brought to you by Hugo Chavez's screen saver.
38. Posted by lakestate | June 30, 2006 9:55 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:55
39. Posted by the Pirate | June 30, 2006 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why Danny Glover can't get a taxi.
39. Posted by the Pirate | June 30, 2006 9:56 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 09:56
40. Posted by Dave | June 30, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
40. Posted by Dave | June 30, 2006 10:05 AM |
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Posted on June 30, 2006 10:05
41. Posted by Falcon | June 30, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (