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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: July 21, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


U.S. President George W. Bush hands back a crying baby that was handed to him from the crowd as he arrives for an outdoor dinner with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in Trinwillershagen, Germany, July 13, 2006. REUTERS/Jim Bourg (GERMANY)<br />


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (97)

Damn, that diaper has gotta... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Chester | July 21, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chester:

Damn, that diaper has gotta go!

1. Posted by Chester | July 21, 2006 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:35

Get Israel in here to chang... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Lord Floppington | July 21, 2006 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lord Floppington:

Get Israel in here to change this kid's diapers, they're full of Syria.

2. Posted by Lord Floppington | July 21, 2006 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:35

"I dunno, I thinks his reac... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I dunno, I thinks his reaction to a shoulder massage is a little calmer than merkel's."

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:41

"... Well thanks for the He... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"... Well thanks for the Hezbollah view..."

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:43

"I understand little one...... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I understand little one... I have some problems with the southern border as well."

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:44

This one's real, not a bomb... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Sinner | July 21, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sinner:

This one's real, not a bomb. Here you go madame, thank you for your cooperation.

6. Posted by Sinner | July 21, 2006 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:47

"Cripes... you're leaking w... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Cripes... you're leaking worse than Libby."

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 21, 2006 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:47

You sure he's not a Democra... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Weegie | July 21, 2006 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

You sure he's not a Democrat? He's crying, he's incoherent and he's soiled his diapers. Sounds like a Democrat to me.

8. Posted by Weegie | July 21, 2006 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:56

Not a caption, but my own p... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Mike | July 21, 2006 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

Not a caption, but my own photoshop spin on this.
http://ipsofactocomic.typepad.com/ipso_facto_comic/2006/07/please_dont_cry.html

9. Posted by Mike | July 21, 2006 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:57

President Bush met today wi... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 21, 2006 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

President Bush met today with Democratic Party Chairman Howard Dean.

10. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 21, 2006 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 07:59

1. "Seriously, are you feed... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by JimK | July 21, 2006 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

1. "Seriously, are you feeding him tacos or something?"

2. "LAURA! LAURA! WHAT AM I S'POSED TA DO WITH IT NOW? IT'S CONFUSIFYIN' ME!"

3. "Karl, you lost your name. He gets to be called Turn Blossom from now on."

11. Posted by JimK | July 21, 2006 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:09

During direct negotiations ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by chief78 | July 21, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chief78:

During direct negotiations with Syria, President Bush fails to convince "Baby" Assad to get Hizbowels to "stop this sh*t."

12. Posted by chief78 | July 21, 2006 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:14

Another sniveling Democrat.... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Chuck | July 21, 2006 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chuck:

Another sniveling Democrat...I sure wish they would get some grown-ups on that side of the aisle!

13. Posted by Chuck | July 21, 2006 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:20

Poor fella looks like he wa... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Poor fella looks like he wants his mommy - and the baby isn't too happy either.

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:35

It DID look like peanut but... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Luke | July 21, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Luke:

It DID look like peanut butter, but it darn sure didn't taste like it.

15. Posted by Luke | July 21, 2006 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:39

Republican reaction:<... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Republican reaction:

Cute baby. Looks a little unhappy though. It is a good thing his mommy is there to comfort him.

Democrat reaction:

1.) This poor child is in obvious misery - lets euthanize him and make it all better.

2.) The child must have already undergone months of physical and psychological abuse to be so unhappy. The parents are patently incompetent and abusive. It is time for the government to take over.

3.) Longingly: If we could only suck his brains out and harvest those stem cells - there is a minute possibility for some type of cure for one of our own someday.

4.) Sorry mom - time to take him to the reeducation camp. One can never begin too early you know.

5.) Bush is a child abuser! He must be impeached now!

6.) 6.) If congress will only appropriate (fill in blank) billion dollars for our U.S. Baby Comforting Initiative, we will insure that no baby will ever have to cry again!

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:53

Bush just can't seem to esc... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Maggie | July 21, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Bush just can't seem to escape from the "--it" these days.

17. Posted by Maggie | July 21, 2006 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:55

7.) That's why we support a... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

7.) That's why we support abortion. It would be better never to have been born than to go through life like this!

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 08:58

That's a terrible thing to ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by jonathanamylove@msn.com | July 21, 2006 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jonathanamylove@msn.com:

That's a terrible thing to say. You go give that bus driver a piece of your mind. I'll hold your monkey.

19. Posted by jonathanamylove@msn.com | July 21, 2006 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:01

After thoroughly washing hi... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by FreakyBoy | July 21, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

After thoroughly washing his hands and changing his soiled shirt and shoes, President Bush returned to the Oval Office and rescinded his veto of the fetal stem cell research bill.

20. Posted by FreakyBoy | July 21, 2006 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:03

8.) Damn. You let the head ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

8.) Damn. You let the head out. That means we'll have to let him live you fool!

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:08

"One of us has soiled ourse... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by MyPetGloat | July 21, 2006 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MyPetGloat:

"One of us has soiled ourself"

22. Posted by MyPetGloat | July 21, 2006 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:10

I'm not taking any of your ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by epador | July 21, 2006 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

I'm not taking any of your sh*t either! No matter how much you cry.

23. Posted by epador | July 21, 2006 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:11

This little Ted Kennedy nam... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by billburz | July 21, 2006 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

This little Ted Kennedy namesake is wetter than Mary Jo.

24. Posted by billburz | July 21, 2006 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:12

With the help of a new baby... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by jpm100 | July 21, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpm100:

With the help of a new baby, the President gets a lesson in dealing with Democrats who also crap in their pants and cry for someone else to fix it.

25. Posted by jpm100 | July 21, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:25

little Katie Couric, refusi... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by billburz | July 21, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

little Katie Couric, refusing to go to the Middle East!

26. Posted by billburz | July 21, 2006 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:25

"He sure sounds like a libe... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Rick13 | July 21, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

"He sure sounds like a liberal"!

27. Posted by Rick13 | July 21, 2006 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:27

What's this Al? You're wea... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jack in TX | July 21, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack in TX:

What's this Al? You're wearing a DISPOSABLE diaper?

28. Posted by Jack in TX | July 21, 2006 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:32

Caught on camera: the event... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by OregonMuse | July 21, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Caught on camera: the event in Lee's life that, more than any other, has made him what he is today.

29. Posted by OregonMuse | July 21, 2006 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:36

1: I guess I misunderestima... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Henry | July 21, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

1: I guess I misunderestimated how much sh*t needed to be stopped!

2:This stem cell's got to go!

3:Baby: Allah!
Bush: Oh no, it's a bomb!

4:The conflict in the baby's middle eats up Bush's ability to withstand, Bush explained: "The sh*t wouldn't stop, Iran away!"

5:Bush:"You see the underwear gnomes too?"

30. Posted by Henry | July 21, 2006 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:38

"It's Time For A Change, Mr... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"It's Time For A Change, Mr. President."

31. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:44

"I Say It , But I Don't Tou... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"I Say It , But I Don't Touch It!"

32. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:48

9.) Whatever its sex is - i... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

9.) Whatever its sex is - it looks confused. Let's operate!

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 09:53

He's gonna blow!!!!... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by tarheelcon | July 21, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tarheelcon:

He's gonna blow!!!!

34. Posted by tarheelcon | July 21, 2006 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:04

Moonbat Rorschach Interpret... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by MikeB | July 21, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MikeB:

Moonbat Rorschach Interpretation: Bush threatens to "haul off 'n punch" a woman as he attempts to steal her frightened child

- MikeB

35. Posted by MikeB | July 21, 2006 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:05

10.) This reminds be of som... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

10.) This reminds be of some dead baby jokes.

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 21, 2006 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:05

Okay now, who wants to watc... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by dave | July 21, 2006 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dave:

Okay now, who wants to watch me eat this here baby... Anyone... Eat the baby?!

37. Posted by dave | July 21, 2006 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:15

"Smells like Democrat spiri... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by drjohn | July 21, 2006 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
drjohn:

"Smells like Democrat spirit!"

38. Posted by drjohn | July 21, 2006 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:17

"Another French Soccer Play... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Another French Soccer Player?"

39. Posted by radio free fred | July 21, 2006 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:41

"Oh, no, President Fox. No... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Falze | July 21, 2006 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

"Oh, no, President Fox. No, no no. Technically it never touched the ground in the United States so this one ain't a citizen. You take this one back."

40. Posted by Falze | July 21, 2006 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2006 10:45

Hey, nobody told me Dennis ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by D. Carter | July 21, 2006 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Carter: