According to The Hill, it's Michelle Persaud, Democratic staff council for the House Judiciary Committee.

You can read the write-up about her at The Hill where she admits that what people might not know about her is that, "I can be really mean."
Since we work on such a tight deadline we didn't have a chance to actually interview the new queen of the Hill, but her MySpace account was gracious enough to answer a few of our questions***.
Wizbang: Tell us about yourself.
Michelle: I am awesome.
What was your reaction when you saw The Hill on the newsstand?
Michelle: who's this hottie? oh, it's me.
Wizbang: What position do you hold on the Hill?
Michelle: wouldn't you like to know???
Wizbang: Well, yeah, that's why I asked the question. What's your job title?
Michelle:sexy bitch
Wizbang: Has there been any jealousy directed toward you over this? If so what do you say to people who wonder what all the fuss is about?
Michelle:whatever. you're just jealous cuz i'm prettier than you
Wizbang: Are you familiar with former DeWine intern Jessica Cutler?
Michelle:my lil sis is such a brat!
Wizbang: I'll take that as a yes.
Michelle:Whatever... i'm still cuter
Wizbang: Surely you don't have any ambitions to similarly capitalize on your new found fame, right?
Michelle:it's ok, as long as it's halloween
Wizbang: Finally, what message to you have for other other female Hill staffers?
Michelle:i'm prettier than you. I am awesome.
Wizbang: Indeed...
*** [All answers taken from unrelated MySpace comments by Michelle]
Update: Well now we've gone and done it... Michelle (yes it's really her) writes, "My colleagues and friends have told me not to take this stuff that you guys are saying personally, but I can't help it. It hurts."
When you have to explain the humor in a "fluff" piece perhaps it's not as funny as you originally thought... Just to be clear all of the quotes above from Michelle are just random bits of the text posted at MySpace by Michelle - in her profile and elsewhere. None of that was particularly interesting last week. With the appearance of The Hill article and her selection at the top of the list, the quotes about being pretty [In actuality they were mostly jokingly directed to her sister] were suddenly funny. Now rather than pointing to her MySpace profile and saying, "OMF WTF?" we tried to use her MySpace persona in a humorous way. I've also written a more detailed personal note to Michelle...
For those complaining about the picture included; here's the one in The Hill...

And finally for all of you trashing Michelle in the comment section; now she's actually shown up you might - perhaps - be a little more civilized.
Update 2: Never ones to leave well enough alone, and since the whole MySpace thing was supposed to be funny, we went looking for the funny...
Comments (55)
Ok lets take bets on how mu... (Below threshold)1. Posted by G | July 25, 2006 5:41 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ok lets take bets on how much she charged to get assfucked to pay for the boob job.
1. Posted by G | July 25, 2006 5:41 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 17:41
2. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 25, 2006 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Innapropriate. Let's not have this turn into a Kos Diary
2. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | July 25, 2006 5:50 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 17:50
3. Posted by Nico the Magnificient | July 25, 2006 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Huh, shallow and a Democrat. Who'd a thunk?
3. Posted by Nico the Magnificient | July 25, 2006 5:53 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 17:53
4. Posted by 914 | July 25, 2006 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ick! Not!!
4. Posted by 914 | July 25, 2006 5:53 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 17:53
5. Posted by Paul | July 25, 2006 6:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's amazing because she is butt freaking ugly.
5. Posted by Paul | July 25, 2006 6:08 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 18:08
6. Posted by G | July 25, 2006 6:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obviously, you guys havn't embraced "affirmative action" as it was meant to be implemented.
6. Posted by G | July 25, 2006 6:13 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 18:13
7. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | July 25, 2006 6:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's amazing because she is butt freaking ugly.
No, that would be Jessica Cutler. The picture of Persaud posted in the Hill article is better than the one posted here.
7. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | July 25, 2006 6:18 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 18:18
8. Posted by ReadyFirst | July 25, 2006 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's amazing because she is butt freaking ugly.
Are you joking. That's one of the hottest women I've seen in a long time! I'd be willing to listen to some moonbat blathering for a night or...Oh, wait, I'm married. Actually she looks just like my wife so I would have no interest.
8. Posted by ReadyFirst | July 25, 2006 6:33 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 18:33
9. Posted by jpm100 | July 25, 2006 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#3, #4, & #6 from the "Hill" link on that first page were better than her.
But I've always been a quality over quantity guy.
Not that I wouldn't help Michelle stay warm on an otherwise cold and lonely winter night if need be.
9. Posted by jpm100 | July 25, 2006 6:44 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 18:44
10. Posted by Lee | July 25, 2006 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Innapropriate. Let's not have this turn into a Kos Diary"
I haven't noticed Kos postings as being racist.
10. Posted by Lee | July 25, 2006 6:58 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 18:58
11. Posted by ReadyFirst | July 25, 2006 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I haven't noticed Kos postings as being racist.
Huh? Sexist yes, but racist? I think you're squinting a little too hard to see things that aren't there.
11. Posted by ReadyFirst | July 25, 2006 7:08 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 19:08
12. Posted by ReadyFirst | July 25, 2006 7:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BTW Lee, I think we might have some common ground. She is hot isn't she? butt freaking ugly Unbelievable!
12. Posted by ReadyFirst | July 25, 2006 7:12 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 19:12
13. Posted by Lee | July 25, 2006 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Huh? Sexist yes, but racist? I think you're squinting a little too hard to see things that aren't there."
but, but... without squinting I found this...
"That's amazing because she is butt freaking ugly."
and this...
"Obviously, you guys havn't embraced "affirmative action" as it was meant to be implemented."
...both of which have racist overtones imho. Looks like she's maybe just a bit too "mocha" for the white frat boys at Whizbang - but I think she's totally hot Readyfirst. However, since you are "ready first" -- I'll pass on "seconds" - lol.
13. Posted by Lee | July 25, 2006 7:42 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 19:42
14. Posted by USMC Pilot | July 25, 2006 7:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:
We finally found something to agree on. DAMN!
14. Posted by USMC Pilot | July 25, 2006 7:49 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 19:49
15. Posted by Paul | July 25, 2006 8:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
>>"That's amazing because she is butt freaking ugly."
>have racist overtones imho
What THE FUCK are you talking about?
Racist???
15. Posted by Paul | July 25, 2006 8:04 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 20:04
16. Posted by ReadyFirst | July 25, 2006 8:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...both of which have racist overtones imho.
Lee, still think you're looking for that which isn't there. Butt freaking ugly is in the eye of the beholder (however blind they are) and who knows what the heck G is talking about w/his comment (I'm not sure he does(Actually, maybe she but then again I'm just a sexist pig)). Not sure I can speak for all the frat boys @ wizbang (I was only an associate member for about two months until I found out how much the dues were) but I don't think too many would kick her out of bed for eating crackers. The racist thing is a bit misguided. LMAO about the seconds comment.
16. Posted by ReadyFirst | July 25, 2006 8:20 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 20:20
17. Posted by Paul | July 25, 2006 8:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm not sure what you guys are looking at. Other than the rented hooters (which are grossly over done) there isn't much there to get excited about.
I'll keep what I have at home thanks.
Heck, rightwingsparkle is much hotter. Of course I just said that so now she can't call us 13 year olds again.
17. Posted by Paul | July 25, 2006 8:29 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 20:29
18. Posted by Faith+1 | July 25, 2006 8:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Forgive Lee, he's just projecting--again. I find most leftist to be racist. It's all they ever see and judge people on.
18. Posted by Faith+1 | July 25, 2006 8:52 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 20:52
19. Posted by Derrick | July 25, 2006 8:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Of course Lee, because right wing white supremecists surely empathisize with other races.
19. Posted by Derrick | July 25, 2006 8:58 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 20:58
20. Posted by Steve of Norway | July 25, 2006 9:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like she's maybe just a bit too "mocha" for the white frat boys at Whizbang
Way to peg up high on the jag-o-meter...again. You are a douche...
20. Posted by Steve of Norway | July 25, 2006 9:01 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 21:01
21. Posted by Mitchell | July 25, 2006 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't mind Lee, he's a homo. He says he has two kids, but that is the lamest trick in the book for the homo. Remember the Homo Gov. of N.J. A Democrat--that proves the point.
She' hot in a skank kind of way. Mocha is good; Daddy like. And the renta-hooters are good.
Big problem: she is a Democrat bitch from Hell. Why would you want to put yourself through it just to squeeze those mocha bocci balls?
Looks kinda Moroccan. Doh, sorry, Lee/Pee/Wee!
21. Posted by Mitchell | July 25, 2006 9:23 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 21:23
22. Posted by Steve of Norway | July 25, 2006 9:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Throw out her boobs and her skin color(you idiot Lee)...she just looks high maintenance. Typical donkey lass...guys have to bend over backwards to please her and she probably loves the idea of that. I'd rather be with the one who calls herself a Miller Lite girl.
22. Posted by Steve of Norway | July 25, 2006 9:31 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 21:31
23. Posted by ReadyFirst | July 25, 2006 9:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
People, we're commenting on the house, not the furniture. It's a fantasy thread (except for Mr. White Conservatives are all Racists). Take it from there.
23. Posted by ReadyFirst | July 25, 2006 9:56 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 21:56
24. Posted by cRO | July 25, 2006 10:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well..I WOULD throw her out of the bed.
Cause there's more room on the floor to give her rug burns with.
24. Posted by cRO | July 25, 2006 10:03 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 22:03
25. Posted by 914 | July 25, 2006 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ugly knows no race.. Beauty is but a fleeting glimpse.. Vanity can last a lifetime.
Beauititudes 9:14
Just kiddin
25. Posted by 914 | July 25, 2006 10:10 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 22:10
26. Posted by audrey | July 25, 2006 10:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee,
You lurk here constantly and yet you call the place Whizbang.... check the banner, dude.
26. Posted by audrey | July 25, 2006 10:58 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 22:58
27. Posted by Lee | July 25, 2006 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Audrey, I'm well aware of the misspellings of the site name contained in the banner and elsewhere on the site.
27. Posted by Lee | July 25, 2006 11:08 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 23:08
28. Posted by Mitchell | July 25, 2006 11:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pee, go elsewhere, go to bed, wet the bed for all we care (you are a liberal, after all, you bed-wetter), but for the love of God and your own Mother, just leave.
No one. NO ONE wants you here. Nor do we need you here. Nor does anyone else in the entire solar system for that matter
28. Posted by Mitchell | July 25, 2006 11:12 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 23:12
29. Posted by Lee | July 25, 2006 11:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Glad I'm getting to you Bitchell, now bark like a dog. LOL!
29. Posted by Lee | July 25, 2006 11:24 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 23:24
30. Posted by snowballs | July 25, 2006 11:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee, admit it - you'd do her again.
30. Posted by snowballs | July 25, 2006 11:56 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2006 23:56
31. Posted by field-negro | July 26, 2006 6:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So here we have "butt freaking ugy" and Ann Coulter is hot?
My God, what has politics done to you guys over here at Whizbang?
31. Posted by field-negro | July 26, 2006 6:42 AM |
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Posted on July 26, 2006 06:42
32. Posted by Paul | July 26, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Perhaps it is the photgorapher in me who can't get past that absolutly horrific excuse for a photograph she posted.
I still say butt freaking ugly.
32. Posted by Paul | July 26, 2006 8:18 AM |
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Posted on July 26, 2006 08:18
33. Posted by BEK | July 26, 2006 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, girl, I only wanna be down with you, cause you got something I just got to get with.
I'll pick you up late at night after work, I'll say, "Lady, step inside my Hyundai. I'm gonna take you up to Glendale, gonna take you for a real good meal."
When our eyes did meet, you knew I was packing heat. Ain't no use in wasting no time getting to know each other, you know the deal. 'Cause only you've got a thing that I just got to get with. I just got to get with you girl, and your sister. I think her name's Debra.
33. Posted by BEK | July 26, 2006 8:51 AM |
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Posted on July 26, 2006 08:51
34. Posted by j clark | July 26, 2006 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
assuming the interview is legit shes smug and sanctimonious. pretty much what you'd expect from a democrat and a woman.
34. Posted by j clark | July 26, 2006 9:25 AM |
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Posted on July 26, 2006 09:25
35. Posted by Mitchell | July 26, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BEK: or, in Lee-speak:
"C'mon Lady, git in my K-car, and I'll drive you to my office in the DMV office, and you can stamp "paid" on the Union Dues cards as I watch the line grow larger, like my 'lil peeny"
Sorry, couldn't help it. LDS. Lee Derangement Syndrome.
35. Posted by Mitchell | July 26, 2006 9:37 AM |
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Posted on July 26, 2006 09:37
36. Posted by G | July 26, 2006 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To clarify:
The first comment was a dig at Hill staffer Jessica Cutler, don't know who she is, look her up.
The second, was of course a dig at Affirmative Action and Democrats who place race above all else in many matters.
No racism, sexism not really, but given the stupid comments so far from Lee, I could see how someone as that dense would see it that way.
For the record, she's not bad looking, but shes not mega-hot either. Then again, us Californians have high standards.
36. Posted by G | July 26, 2006 10:14 AM |
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Posted on July 26, 2006 10:14
37. Posted by OregonMuse | July 26, 2006 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's amazing because she is butt freaking ugly.
"Obviously, you guys havn't embraced "affirmative action" as it was meant to be implemented."
Lee has his panties in a bunch because he imagines, somewhere in the depths of his BDS-inflamed brain, that they have racist overtones. Racist?? Is he out of his flippin' mind?? (no, don't answer that question, it was a rhetorical one). Now, if he would have said those comments are sexist, that, at least, has a tenuous connection with reality.
A couple of observations:
1. Liberals used to accuse conservatives (and still do, I suppose) of being paranoid, of "seeing communists hiding under every bed" or some some such. But, as has been amply demonstrated by Lee, liberals have their own version of paranoia in which they believe "racists" hiding under every bed. Or "conservatives", whichever. Moonbats such as Lee automatically equate the two. It makes their world much more simpler and easier for them to understand.
2. Liberals, being intensely solipsistic, tend to project their own worldview on others. That's why one of the accusations they regularly like to throw at conservatives is "hate", such as "you're a hater" or "hate radio" or Wizbang is a "hate site", etc. This is because liberals are such great haters themselves. In fact, they are pretty much consumed with hate, as even the most casual perusal of their main sites Kos, DU, eschaton, etc., makes obvious. It's the same way with race issues: despite all their chest thumping about civil rights, a lot of liberals are racists, and in fact, most of the racists I've met in my life have been liberal Democrats.
This is why it is important for moonbats such as Lee to write egregrious crap like:
Looks like she's maybe just a bit too "mocha" for the white frat boys at Whizbang
Of course the fact is, Lee has no freakin' clue why Paul said this woman was butt ugly, so he pulls this 'mocha' line out of his ass. Because, you see, anyone who might not find her attractive is obviously a racist. For moonbats, it's always important to impute racism to others so they won't be accused of it themselves.
37. Posted by OregonMuse | July 26, 2006 10:34 AM |
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Posted on July 26, 2006 10:34
38. Posted by Michelle | July 26, 2006 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow. You guys are really mean. And I don't even know you, but you know what, that's fine.
In terms of my myspace profile: anyone who knows me will tell you that it's a farce. It's an outstretch of my personality -- it's me poking fun at all the things I hear people say about smart, attractive girls in general. It's a part of my sense of humor -- dry, witty, and obnoxious. I like to make fun of myself. It's all a big joke. It's me playing the obnoxious "I'm so full of myself and so pretty and so stupid" joke because I think that's an incredibly stupid way to view one's self. That is not how I was raised. That is not how I think. I apologize if the joke went over your heads.
I am a 27 year old lawyer on Capitol Hill. I finished law school 3 months after I turned 24. I went to a very good law school in DC. I have a great job. And I have a great deal of respect from many of my colleagues both on my side, as well as those "across the aisle".
I am hurt that people would stoop so low as to say these things about someone they don't even know. I set up that profile with the intent that I would make it fun and poke fun at myself. I said that I only read magazines, that I only watch f