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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: August 25, 2006 - 6:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Saudi Arabia first baseman 6 feet 8 inch Aaron Durley, left, watches a pitch as Venezuela's 4 feet 8 inch base runner Ermison Arellano gets ready to take a lead during the fourth inning in their game of the Little League World Series baseball pool play in South Williamsport, Pa., Tuesday, Aug. 22, 2006. Durley is the tallest player to ever play at the Little League World Series. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)


Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: If you're wondering why there are so many entries already it's worth noting that the contest accidentally debuted on Thursday this week.

Update 2: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (77)

Happy THURSDAY, Kevin!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Dave in W-S | August 24, 2006 7:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave in W-S:

Happy THURSDAY, Kevin!

1. Posted by Dave in W-S | August 24, 2006 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 07:15

The Tall and the Short of i... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Maggie | August 24, 2006 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

The Tall and the Short of it.

2. Posted by Maggie | August 24, 2006 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 07:16

So you're telling me the Sa... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Maggie | August 24, 2006 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

So you're telling me the Saudis really are our biggest friends?

3. Posted by Maggie | August 24, 2006 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 07:18

Once again questions arise ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Faith+1 | August 24, 2006 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Once again questions arise about the true age of one of the players in the Little League World Series.

4. Posted by Faith+1 | August 24, 2006 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 07:28

Crap, just read the picture... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Faith+1 | August 24, 2006 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Crap, just read the picture cation indicating that the kid IS in the Little League World Series which completely ruins the irony part of my small attempt at humor. Argh.

5. Posted by Faith+1 | August 24, 2006 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 07:30

Guess we all know who plays... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 24, 2006 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Guess we all know who plays shortstop

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 24, 2006 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:00

Aaron: "With Barry Bonds as... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 24, 2006 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Aaron: "With Barry Bonds as my coach, I knew I could avoid any taint of the steroid scandals."

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 24, 2006 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:02

"Mongo like candy."... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 24, 2006 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Mongo like candy."

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 24, 2006 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:05

While some of you may quest... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Luke | August 24, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Luke:

While some of you may question the true age of 1st baseman, Andre Le Giant, his reason for being late to this game was NOT because of a delayed prostate exam.

9. Posted by Luke | August 24, 2006 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:14

In his attempt to emulate J... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jody | August 24, 2006 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jody:

In his attempt to emulate Jordan, Shaq misunderstood what was meant by playing in the minor leagues.

10. Posted by Jody | August 24, 2006 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:15

Get in my tummmmyyyy... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by heymike | August 24, 2006 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
heymike:

Get in my tummmmyyyy

11. Posted by heymike | August 24, 2006 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:25

The coach assured little le... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 24, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

The coach assured little league officials that his first baseman was not using steroids.

12. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 24, 2006 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:49

"Ok...age?""I am 1... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Falze | August 24, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

"Ok...age?"

"I am 10 years old."

"Yah. Ok, then. How long have you been shaving, son?"

"Since I was about fourt....I do not shave, sir. I am only 10."

"Yah. Ok, then. What's your favorite subject in school?"

"It used to be physics, but now it's...I mean, recess, sir."
*
I could've sworn it was Thursday.

13. Posted by Falze | August 24, 2006 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:49

Proof that BALCO has "gone ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Imhotep | August 24, 2006 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Proof that BALCO has "gone global" with it's new and improved formula of "the cream and the clear", we present the Saudi Arabian little league team.

14. Posted by Imhotep | August 24, 2006 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:50

Earlier today, Aaron Durley... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Imhotep | August 24, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Earlier today, Aaron Durley sued MLB in order to enter the Draft after completing Junior High School.
The commissioner was overheard saying "How many homers do you think he can hit!"

15. Posted by Imhotep | August 24, 2006 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 08:55

"If you don't get off my fo... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 24, 2006 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"If you don't get off my foot kid, I'm going to knock you so hard you won't know whether it's Thursday or Friday."

Thus Kevin's short baseball career met an untimely end.

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 24, 2006 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:01

The center fielder for Lill... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Giacomo | August 24, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

The center fielder for Lilliput finally reached base, but found the basepath blocked by the Gulliver.

17. Posted by Giacomo | August 24, 2006 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:15

The center fielder for Lill... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Giacomo | August 24, 2006 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

The center fielder for Lilliput finally reached base, but found the basepath blocked by Gulliver.

18. Posted by Giacomo | August 24, 2006 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:16

"Let's go, boys. Ducks - a... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Giacomo | August 24, 2006 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"Let's go, boys. Ducks - and a whale - on the pond."

19. Posted by Giacomo | August 24, 2006 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:18

base runner Ermison Arellan... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Falcon | August 24, 2006 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falcon:

base runner Ermison Arellano: "Please don't eat me! Please don't eat me! Please don't eat me! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!"

20. Posted by Falcon | August 24, 2006 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:26

To get interest from Major ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by yo | August 24, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yo:

To get interest from Major League teams, Sammy Sosa attempts to impress scouts with his pitching in the minors.

21. Posted by yo | August 24, 2006 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:27

BTW, I'm 5'11" and always w... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Falcon | August 24, 2006 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falcon:

BTW, I'm 5'11" and always wanted to be 6'1" or 6'2". Whatever they're feeding that kid in Saudi, I want some!

22. Posted by Falcon | August 24, 2006 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:35

"Dude! Shut up about the f... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 24, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

"Dude! Shut up about the freakin' shrimp already!!"

23. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 24, 2006 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 09:36

Somedays, you just cant see... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 24, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Somedays, you just cant see the forest thru the trees.

24. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 24, 2006 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 10:10

Eighth-grade my a$$!... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by FormerHostage | August 24, 2006 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Eighth-grade my a$$!

25. Posted by FormerHostage | August 24, 2006 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 10:22

Mini-Me... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by VagaBond | August 24, 2006 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Mini-Me

26. Posted by VagaBond | August 24, 2006 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 10:40

The bigger they are, the ha... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Especially when my batter's helmet makes contact with his athletic supporter.

27. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:04

While only having a birthda... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

While only having a birthday once every four years sucked, Jimmy found there were consolations to being born on a leap day.

28. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:06

Somewhere there is an eight... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Somewhere there is an eighth grade basketball coach desperately praying that he doesn't turn an ankle slidding into home.

29. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:07

Sure he's intimidating, but... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Sure he's intimidating, but consider the difference in strike zone.

30. Posted by yetanotherjohn | August 24, 2006 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:08

Watch his fastball, kid, it... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by John Irving | August 24, 2006 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Irving:

Watch his fastball, kid, it'll knock you into tomorrow.

31. Posted by John Irving | August 24, 2006 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:09

Alright, I'm quitting Littl... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Cobb | August 24, 2006 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cobb:

Alright, I'm quitting Little League. These guys on the red team are definitely using steroids.

32. Posted by Cobb | August 24, 2006 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:18

Not a caption!The ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by John Burgess | August 24, 2006 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Burgess:

Not a caption!

The big guy, 13 years old, is Canadian by birth. His goal is to play basketball. He's going into high school next year. More details.

33. Posted by John Burgess | August 24, 2006 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:35

Fee fi fo fum, I see the re... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2006 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Fee fi fo fum, I see the results of steroids and gum..

34. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2006 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:40

Little kid: "Holy Cow!!!! ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Little kid: "Holy Cow!!!! Pitcher really DOES have a big butt!!!"

35. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:46

Ringer!... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Ringer!

36. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:52

"Mongo like candy."<p... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Mongo like candy."

I've been laughing over that one for 10 minutes.

37. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2006 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 11:58

"Yeah, right, coach. 'Knoc... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Falze | August 24, 2006 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

"Yeah, right, coach. 'Knock him down if he blocks the base path', my a**!"

38. Posted by Falze | August 24, 2006 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 12:17

I know this guy. He is a fr... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 24, 2006 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

I know this guy. He is a friend of mine. He really is in 8th grade! (Pull my finger!)

39. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 24, 2006 12:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 12:23

Lennie: You said I was rela... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by scsiwuzzy | August 24, 2006 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scsiwuzzy:

Lennie: You said I was related to you, George.
George: Lennie, if I was a relative of yours, I'd shoot myself.

40. Posted by scsiwuzzy | August 24, 2006 12:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2006 12:24

Well, he woulda had the gro... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by DaveD | August 24, 2006 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Well, he woulda had the grounder if the base runner hadn't gotten caught in the webbing of his glove.

41. Posted by DaveD | August 24, 2006 12:44 PM | Vote up