Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A model wears a new line of underwear known as the 'Wonderjock,' made by the company AussieBum, in this undated handout photograph made available on November 2, 2006. (Aussiebum/Handout/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Heads Republicans Win, Tails Democrats Lose
Bad 80's flashback
  • Photographic proof that those who support the USA in it’s fight against terrorists do have a bigger set.

  • steak111111

    Larry King while interviewing Ann Coulter

  • Feeling Haggard lately?

  • steak111111

    Not Kerry’s brains – but in the same place….

  • A Democrat majority may be cumming on Tuesday.

  • Humming

    “I come from a land down under…”

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    Awwwwwww, iddn’t dat cute, but it’s WRONG!

  • tarheelcon

    Crikey!

  • Introducing the new, Ted Haggard Signature Collection of male briefs!

  • The Listkeeper

    An Australian lad demonstrates the proper placement of the supplemental russett potato when trying to pick up women at the beach. See also Figure 2A, where a Polish gentleman demonstrates improper placement of the potato in the rear of the briefs.

  • The Listkeeper

    An Australian lad demonstrates the proper placement of the supplemental russett potato when trying to pick up women at the beach. See also Figure 2A, where a Polish gentleman demonstrates improper placement of the potato in the rear of the briefs.

  • The Listkeeper

    An Australian lad demonstrates the proper placement of the supplemental russett potato when trying to pick up women at the beach. See also Figure 2A, where a Polish gentleman demonstrates improper placement of the potato in the rear of the briefs.

  • John Kerry, when advised to stuff a sock in it, botches it again.

  • MunDane

    In a press release statement, Sheik Hilali says this was not what he meant by covered meat.

  • Pat

    I blame bush

  • DownUnderWear

  • Bob

    Is that a stingray barb in there?

  • JohnMc

    “Hey there big boy! You excited to see me or is that a Kiwi in your sock?”

  • Vice President Dick Cheney in his younger days, when he was the toast of Brisbane

  • Tango

    “Australia,” in this case, happens to be a transvestite lounge singer.

  • K

    Heh. I think I found where Nancy Pelosi is hiding!

  • I’ve had a ball, but that’s all.

  • Peter F.

    “Can I put my shrimp on your barbie?”

  • MunDane

    In a press release, Sheik Hilali says that “is not what I meant by covering meat”.

  • plainslow

    John Kerry “Let me out of here”

  • Hodink

    For the record under it all Nicole Kidman has balls.

  • maggysturn

    Right Wing Rev Ted Haggard models for his prostitute boyfriend. Is that crystal meth in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

    You right-wingers are such fools!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Window Dressing

    The ‘Property of Venezuela’ style, with the full frontal opening is quite popular among ailing Caribbean dictators.

  • Lee

    My name is Lee, which rhymes with “Pee.”

    I am like this picture, although much smaller.

    Go Dims!

  • K

    Is that thing left of center?

  • Spike

    “I was in the pool! I was in the pool!”

  • Spike

    Pole of likely voter indicates large Republican turnout.

  • Spike

    If that’s John Kerry, what’s he doing in the front?

  • Spike

    That cannot be a male who votes Democrat!

  • Peter F.

    “Crikey, look what they’ve done to Kylie Minouge!”

  • Vicki

    “Best dingoes Down Under!”

  • Peter F.

    Caption contest? What a ruse. Kevin’s doing his politically correct best to placate female Wizbang! readers by having a Weekend Caption Contest whereby men–not women in oh-so tight lederhosen with their hot and big jubblies hanging out–are the objects of our humorous barbs. Well I see right through you and your sexist, ring-wing claptrap, mister! And I’m not falling for it, no sir!

  • Imhotep

    Peter F,

    Dude, that is definately a woman’s torso!

  • K

    Speedo Bump

  • elliot

    Haines of Australia introduces new jockey shorts for men called … ‘Crocodile Undies’

  • Howie Felterbush

    Fromunda from down under.

  • Peter F.

    (imhotep: It was all said totally tongue in cheek…dude 😉

  • sic

    Looks like we found Harry, Howie and Nancy hiding behind the blue wave.

  • poster

    Well, I knew it could be French. They haven’t had any sack for a long time.

  • “Hump? What hump?”

  • DRUDGEBREAKING: DNC headquarters claims they won’t be derailed by hanging Chads in this election cycle.

  • elliot

    Please change your ‘underwear’, tired of looking at it.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.