Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

In a security camera photo released by New Jersey Transit, a flock of wild turkeys stands on the platform at the Ramsey train station in Ramsey, N.J., Wednesday, Nov. 22, 2006. NJ Transit spokesman Dan Stessel says the turkeys flew away after this video image was taken and it is unknown where they came from. (AP Photo/NJ Transit)

Winners will be announced Sunday. Oh, by the way, the contest winner will be entered as a finalist in the Wizbang Tech PS3 Giveaway…

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Turkeys, apparently, keep a close watch on this heart of mine. They walk the line. They walk the line.

    -OR-

    Proving the border control plight is far worse than imagined, the new turkey patrol prepares for their first shift.

  • Turkey 1: “I think a train went by here.”
    Turkey 2: “How d’ya know that?”
    Turkey 1: “See, it left its tracks.”

  • “Just order Chivas, and they’ll think you’re a Kennedy.”

  • Ernie always called Shotgun when going for a ride. Little did he know how prophetic that utterance was for today.

  • Little Known American Historical Facts:
    How cutting the heads of turkeys and, subsequently, Thanksgiving came into existence.
    Tom Turkey: “Hey look everyone, Ernie’s tailfeathers look just like an image of the Prophet Mohammad from the back.”

  • Good idea, Tom. Cheney will never find us here.

  • The Dixie Chicks used to fly to concerts until that fat one shot off her mouth.

  • We present you with the new ABC fall lineup.

  • “Pardon Me Sir, Is This The Giblet Stew Choo Choo?”

  • CayuteKitt

    What do you mean “we shoulda hopped into the cargo car with those hippies”? ARE YOU NUTS??? They’re not ALL vegans!

  • Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.