Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A man dressed as Father Christmas waves as he waits for an underground train in Berlin. Harrods has sacked a Father Christmas for his offensive remarks, the world-famous London department store has said.(AFP/DDP/Axel Schmidt)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

The Holocaust Myth
A laudable exercise in futility
  • 914

    Fleeced Navada

  • Chris Kemberling

    No more Reindeer pens to clean — Priceless!

  • Chris Kemberling

    Bi-Polar Express

  • ijosha

    Denied access to our national airspace, Santa still tries to get the job done.

  • La Mano

    Santa seeks transportation alternatives after sleigh is grounded due to global warming fears from reindeer flatulence.

  • La Mano

    “Good grief, six months on Weight Watchers and nobody recognizes me any more.”

  • La Mano

    “Will Ho Ho Ho for food.”

  • La Mano

    “Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and the 805 to Cleveland!”

  • Usful Ijit

    Santa proudly displays the 350 pound tumor doctors removed from his stomach.

  • Where’s the F’in Menorah?

  • elliot

    Loud speaker: “Will anyone who owns a red sleigh attached to eight reindeer, please return to the parking area….you left your red nose on”

  • retired military

    Santa Claus explores new methods of delivering toys after losing a lawsuit filed by PITA regarding the treatment of his reindeer.

  • reitred military

    John Kerry starts to follow the recommendations of his exploratory committee to increase his likeability. Here he tries to win the poll of the man you would most like to spend Christmas week. Other events along this theme include:

    Jan – Dressing up as a team mascot for the Super Bowl.

    Feb – Putting on a diaper and carrying a bow to speeches in honor of Cupid.

    Mar – Dressing up as Julius Cesear and letting democrats plunge knives into his back.

    May – Dressing up as a flagpole and let children circle around him with ribbons.

    July – Dress up as Uncle Sam and stand on street corners handing out flyers saying “I want you”

    Oct – visiting children’s Christmas parties imitating the great pumpkin.

    and finally

    Nov – Dressing up as a turkey for the Thanksgiving day Parade.

    Other events are under review.

  • retired military

    Red suit with white fur collar – $150

    Bag full of toys for the kids – $225

    Getting your sleigh jacked at grand central station on Christmas Eve – Priceless.

  • “Just give me a sign”, Kerry asks as he considers another run at the Presidency.

  • Santa has resorted to the use of the public transportation system after he and his “aircraft” are grounded for breach of TSA regulations.

  • Looks like Mark Foley is dating again.

  • DDB

    New York Liberals Believe: No Trans Fat Diet and now Santa is svelte!!!! We know best.

  • Nylda

    With reindeer striking for a better minimum wage Santa explores transporation alternatives.

  • 914

    Transfatless under 34th street

  • brad

    Santa (pictured on his way back to the pole)saluting nazi party well wishers as his plans for a fourth reich fail.

  • retired military

    The ISG Team is seen off by Santa after he refused their endorse the report. When asked for statement by waiting reports he replied with a hearty “ho ho ho” and “I wouldnt use that to clean up reindeer dung.”

  • retired military

    Sorry should have read
    ————–

    The ISG Team is seen off by Santa after even he refused to endorse their report. When asked for statement by waiting reporters he replied with a hearty “ho ho ho” and “I wouldnt use that to clean up reindeer dung.”

  • “Wait! hold the train, I’m Time Magazine’s 2006 Person of the year!”

  • La Mano

    “… hmmm, can’t chant ‘Allahu Akbar’ on the train, either …”

  • (along the lines of La Mano’s)

    “…but I really need a seatbelt extender.”

  • Slick Willie

    Goodbye yellow slick load!

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.