Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Last week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster hit, with so many great entries judging the contest was nearly a futile exercise. You’d be best served by just reading the comment section over and over… Anyway, the assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

Zombie pride : A woman dressed up as a zombie in Madrid's underground poses during the first parade to celebrate the

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Bo) – “Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me…

2) (Rodney Dill) – “…actually I think moral decay is the biggest problem facing this country.

3) (Faith+1) – “Even with the blank, lifeless look, the decrepit smell of decaying flesh and complete lack of any appeal Janice looked over at him and thought ‘I’d still do him.’

Honorable Mention

4) (Weegie) – “I’m tired of you bigoted live-ists and your oppression of the dead.

5) (fustian) – “The netroots are even less attractive in person.

6) (JohnAnnArbor) – “Maureen Dowd forgets to check the mirror before leaving her lair.

The Inopportune Judging Delay Award goes to:

(Tom Blogical) – “No f—ing problem, Edwards, I’ll totally be your f—ing blogmaster. F—in’ A!!!

Until a few hours from now…

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  • Ms. Marcotte answers before I can wrestle the keyboard away:

    “Oh, I f—ing get it. Your f—ing Weekend Caption Contest spin/s—storm machine is in full f—ing force, eh, Kevin? Next you’ll tell me you f—ing deleted all your archives by f—ing mistake??? Well, it’s on now.”

    Thanks, Kevin! I’m glad to see Bo’s caption won. That one and Weegie’s “killed” me.