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"AT LAST, we found the WMD ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"AT LAST, we found the WMD in Iraq"
1. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 7:12 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:12
2. Posted by No One of Consequence | February 23, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Novozymes stock plummetted to an all-time low last week. Analysts were baffled."
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"Now boys, when pouring from a flask, remember: pinkies out!"
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"It's true... Everyone loves the smell of their own brand"
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"President Bush's smile faltered when the researchers triple-dog-dared him to drink the solution"
2. Posted by No One of Consequence | February 23, 2007 7:19 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:19
3. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush displays his urine sample to be tested to prove conclusively to the leftist media that he does not smoke crack.
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President Bush displays the latest source of renewable energy - Bottled and condensed hot air from the left. Scientists state that since they have found a way to bottle this vast resource the worlds energy crisis is now over.
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President Bush displays the total amount of oil which Al Gore feels we can safely extract without causing harm to the ehnvironment. President Bush stated that if Mr Gore would double the length of his air than this amount would triple in volume.
3. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 7:19 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:19
4. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bAH, typing on a laptop sucks. that last one should read
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President Bush displays the total amount of oil which Al Gore feels we can safely extract without causing harm to the environment. President Bush stated that if Mr Gore would double the length of his hair than this amount would triple in volume.
4. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 7:20 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:20
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pump and oil man and ya get ....
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:21 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:21
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pump an oil man and ya get ....
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6. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:21 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:21
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George displays the amount of venom recovered from the last Clinton/Obama tirade.
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:24 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:24
8. Posted by JAT | February 23, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
More botox Nancy?
8. Posted by JAT | February 23, 2007 7:25 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:25
9. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bend over Murtha, I've got your surge right here.
9. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:25 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:25
10. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 23, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GW.
Hey Dick, Look! it's the cure for BDS.
DC.
That's great! but won't they be miserable not being miserable?
10. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 23, 2007 7:25 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:25
11. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's the secret ingredient of the Clinton campaign, slime!
11. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:27 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:27
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well we left the fangs intact, but Helen Thomas won't be lethal again for at least a fortnight."
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:28 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:28
13. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We've isolated the compound that makes Al Gore tick. It's called "bullshit".
13. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:29 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:29
14. Posted by FormerHostage | February 23, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, at least it aint a blue bunny suit!
14. Posted by FormerHostage | February 23, 2007 7:29 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:29
15. Posted by Teflon | February 23, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What it will take to get Barry Bonds' urine sample.
15. Posted by Teflon | February 23, 2007 7:31 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:31
16. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 23, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He he he , they are going to have a hard time drooling for power without this.
16. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 23, 2007 7:32 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:32
17. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Once you take out the hype, that's all there is to this Obama feller.
17. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:33 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:33
18. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 23, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is why Helen Thomas no longer sits in the front row.
18. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 23, 2007 7:34 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:34
19. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's my secret weapon. Purified, industrial-strength Essence of Smirk.
19. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:37 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:37
20. Posted by Diane | February 23, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush working in chemistry lab to complete his Phoenix University degree before leaving office..His Yale degree was previously deemed meaningless by Democrats.
20. Posted by Diane | February 23, 2007 7:40 AM |
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21. Posted by Nicholas | February 23, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This plant is a model for America's future. It produces some of the finest moonshine I have tasted."
21. Posted by Nicholas | February 23, 2007 7:40 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:40
22. Posted by Diane | February 23, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dr. Jekyll...Mr. President?
22. Posted by Diane | February 23, 2007 7:42 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:42
23. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney's Helen Thomas fang comment is too good.
I'm not worthy.
23. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:43 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:43
24. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 23, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gentlemen, I have here the distilled essence of the Democrat party. Ick.
24. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 23, 2007 7:45 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:45
25. Posted by LJD | February 23, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Dick, check out the cool spitoon I found!
25. Posted by LJD | February 23, 2007 7:47 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:47
26. Posted by CZ | February 23, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm here to tell ya'll that Dick Cheney is the real father of Dannielynn. I've got his DNA sample right here if you don't believe me.
26. Posted by CZ | February 23, 2007 7:50 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:50
27. Posted by scott | February 23, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
come on, you didn't think Gore is paranoid on pot about this whole global warming thing, look at the bong we found hidden under his desk at the White house...
27. Posted by scott | February 23, 2007 8:11 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:11
28. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 23, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I will release this toxin into America's water supply, unless you pay me ... one meeeelion dollars.
28. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 23, 2007 8:15 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:15
29. Posted by Tango | February 23, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"An almost flannel like texture; full-bodied; nuggety; hockey bag bouquet accentuates a finish not unlike being trapped in a monkey house" says the President of the Pelosi Port he recently sampled.
29. Posted by Tango | February 23, 2007 8:30 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:30
30. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | February 23, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
& we have discovered that Britney's urine sample can power a fleet of Humvee's for a month.
30. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | February 23, 2007 8:33 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:33
31. Posted by Weegie | February 23, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't know who the hell ever kissed you, Speaker Pelosi, but this stuff will turn you back into a toad."
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"We've managed to isolate and distill the essence of the Kool-Aid the Hillary supporters have been drinking. It's a vile, nasty, toxic chemical that eats brain tissue."
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"Ethanol? Heck, it's doesn't have half the kick or half the flavor of the Skull & Bones punch we used to make."
31. Posted by Weegie | February 23, 2007 8:33 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:33
32. Posted by TK | February 23, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh doctor I have my sample.
32. Posted by TK | February 23, 2007 8:35 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:35
33. Posted by JimK | February 23, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dub! Whuzzat?"
"Spit cup. The decider loves his 'backy!"
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"Mr. President, where did you get that?"
"Secret drawer we just found in the Oval Office desk. It was labeled "Bill & Monica Apr. 11 1996!"
33. Posted by JimK | February 23, 2007 8:36 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:36
34. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Eh, Whaddya mean its nucular?"
34. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 8:37 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:37
35. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, and we've been able to produce this much bio-diesal fuel from just 80 acres of corn."
35. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 8:38 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:38
36. Posted by Neophyte Pundit | February 23, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Hillary, direct from Tora Bora, OBL!
36. Posted by Neophyte Pundit | February 23, 2007 8:38 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:38
37. Posted by Norm | February 23, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth
She?s got a pad down on 34th and Vine,
Selling little bottles of Love Potion #9.
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
I?ve been disgraced since 1956.
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign.
She said what you need is Love Potion number 9.
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
She said I?m gonna make it up right here in the sink.
It smelled like turpentine, and looked like Indian ink.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!
I didn?t know if it was day or night.
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine.
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion number 9.
INSTRUMENTAL
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!
I didn?t know if it was day or night.
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine.
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion number 9.
Love Potion #9...
Love Potion #9...
Love Potion #9...
37. Posted by Norm | February 23, 2007 8:45 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:45
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 23, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm the President, and I say it's "nucular"!"
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 23, 2007 8:48 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:48
39. Posted by Maggie | February 23, 2007 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When he heard Nancy Pelosi wanted to talk to him about Cheney, President Bush decided to invite her to the White House for cocktails.
39. Posted by Maggie | February 23, 2007 8:49 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:49
40. Posted by WindowDressing | February 23, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, ha, you want me to "retool the preamble." I thought you said something else.
40. Posted by WindowDressing | February 23, 2007 8:50 AM |