Israel recalls naked, drunk ambassador

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Tsuriel Raphael

This is just too funny…

Israel’s ambassador to El Salvador (Tsuriel Raphael) has been recalled following an incident a few weeks ago when, according to Foreign Ministry officials, he was found naked, drunk, bound and gagged in his yard.

Foreign Ministry officials said Monday, after details of the incident appeared in Ma’ariv, that he was recalled because this type of behavior was “unbecoming” an Israeli diplomat. The officials said that in this type situation it was clear that the diplomat could no longer represent Israel effectively in El Salvador.

According to the report in Ma’ariv, police in El Salvador found the ambassador wearing accessories indicating sado-masochistic acts. Although drunk, the paper reported, the diplomat identified himself as the Israeli ambassador. Foreign ministry officials said he was discovered by police who were responsible for the embassy.

I don’t know about you, but my first thought was the Gimp scene from Pulp Fiction…

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