Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Spanish bullfighter Fernando Cruz while fighting a bull during San Isidro's bullfighting fair at Madrid's Las Ventas bullring, May 13, 2006. Cruz is recovering in hospital after the second bull of Tuesday's corrida caught him in the upper thigh, throwing him into the air, and gored him in the groin once he hit the ground. (Susana Vera/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The constest is now closed.

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  • LorenB

    “Hey! If you’d gone to the dry cleaners as I asked, I’d be wearing my cool Ralph Lauren Polo uniform!”

  • retired military

    John Kerry attempting to improve on his tough guy image was overheard to say “Hey you guys must have put windex on this plexiglass. I can see right through it. Umm Guys. There is plexiglass here right? riiight? riiiiight? Umm Hey guys. GUYS !!!!!


    The next chairman of the Democratic National Comittee holding to his promise to bring truth to politics unviels the new Democratic party mascot.


    On a personal note I think Fustian has it hands down with his entry.

  • Knightbrigade

    I don’t need any crap from you BULLY!
    I’m skipping the border to Massachusetts, for free college tuition.

  • I Have Named This Bull “Al”,Let The Games Begin.

  • Son of a Pig and a Monkey

    Bullfighter to bull after goring:

    “Joo gad a lod o’ splainin’ to do”

  • Nylda

    Affordable healthcare?

  • retired military

    “I wish I’d a had a V-8”


    A scene from the filmed autobiography of Al Gore shows that the film “Belmonte” was actually based on his exploits as a young man.

  • In his dreams, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad takes on John Bull. Sadly, the reality is worse: he’s poking a sick old Jersey milk cow.

  • elliot

    What the #@!%, please get me a bull who is not color blind!!!!!

  • 914

    What kind of world do You want? yeah yeah yeah

    Be careful what u wish for Rosie

    Spayding starts now!

  • itismedavid

    “All of your bulls are belong to us!”


    You can gore my groin all you want, I lost the boys in ‘Nam anyway.

  • c

    “Your mama wears cowboy boots!”
    Posted by: Tom Blogical at March 30, 2007 12:42 PM

    “Your mama is cowboy boots!”

  • John F Not Kerry

    “You looking for China shop? 2 blocks down on the left!”

    Bob misunderstood when his Mexican stockbroker said he should jump in to the “bull market.”

  • 914

    Rosie gives in to media presssure and makes an appearance on the View without makeup!

    Her contribution to lobal farming!

  • 914

    Global dip- shit!

  • 914

    I meant Me as a dip-shit!

    Ohh wtf.. Rosies a fat ugly heifer!..ok

    Barnhouse gasses start now!

  • c:

    Yeah, I thought about that one…but the thought of a cow wearing cowboy boots was just too funny to me!

  • 914

    Yes and tough on the leather too!!

  • 914

    Down on the corner

    out here in the street

    Rosie and the bull dykes r runnin

    cause they hate white males like Me!

  • 914

    Well My darlin…U look wonderbull tonight!

    Sung to the beat of Layla!

    Just try it! ha ha

  • 914

    I just changed u mere moments ago u Tonkin tramp!

    Spell check? is that right? buffalo lips?

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  • In bullfighting, you’re out on ball two.

  • In retrospect, “Bullfighting with the Stars” was not such a great idea.

  • Brokeback Bullfight: I don’t know how to quit you…

  • Bruce had gone into bullfighting, mostly for the costumes.

  • The bull is momentarily taken aback as he realizes that Pedro is starting to get turned on.

  • Oh man, this is what actually happened to this poor bastard:

    IF Spanish matador Fernando Cruz ever has children, he will have doctors at the Valencia bullring to thank after he suffered a double goring.

    Cruz, 25, is recovering in hospital after the second bull of yesterday’s corrida caught him in the upper thigh, throwing him into the air, and gored him in the groin when he hit the ground.

    Newspapers reproduced the eye-watering bulletin issued by surgeons at the bullring after a two-hour operation and film of the incident was played on the main evening news.

    One report said his femur bone was visible after the goring and his scrotum was punctured.

    “Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimetres in length each,” a report from the city has said.

    “One involves the fibres of the abductor muscle and dissects the femoral artery, the other involves the scrotal area and eviscerates both testicles.”

  • They used to call him “Fernando Two Stones”. Now they call him “Fernando Pea Gravel, the Childless”.

  • And the bull’s contract is a lock after he scored a another “sack” this afternoon against Fernando Cruz in the second corrida.

    When asked to comment, Senor Cruz could only give out a piercing, high-pitched, wail.

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  • kim

    Blair Dare Phare, Si?

  • LorenB

    “The rain in Spain falls main-ly on the Play-hayn. Ole!”

  • “Whazzis? I said I wanted my steak rare.”

  • 914

    Bruce Campbell: Say hello to My bullstick!

  • retired military

    Al Gore attempts the tried and trued Democrat way of solving problems. He attempts to talk the bull out of contributing to the global warming problem via cow flatulance.

  • HA You call yourself a bull??? Check out MY package!

  • Taco Bull’s Gore-dita!

  • elliot

    Whadda you looking at! I don’t know the winner either.