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Looks like Wonka's finally ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 4, 2007 7:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like Wonka's finally perfected his Fizzy Lifting Drink.
1. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 4, 2007 7:14 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:14
2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 4, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Must be in honor of Ted Kennedy - a drunken, groping man who considers himself above regular Americans.
2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 4, 2007 7:17 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:17
3. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 4, 2007 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm just glad he's not dressed as a Scotsman...
3. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 4, 2007 7:18 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:18
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Red Bull...
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 7:21 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:21
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marcel Marceau perfects his Standing On Top Of The Invisible Box trick.
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 7:24 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:24
6. Posted by Jay wills | May 4, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Presidential candidate Barak Obama demonstrates that walking on water is for pikers.
6. Posted by Jay wills | May 4, 2007 7:29 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:29
7. Posted by CrackrJak | May 4, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First Light Beer, Now Light Vodka ?!
7. Posted by CrackrJak | May 4, 2007 7:29 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:29
8. Posted by CrackrJak | May 4, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Levita-Gin, Gets Ya Higher !
8. Posted by CrackrJak | May 4, 2007 7:35 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:35
9. Posted by Shelby | May 4, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is this what you have to do to be featured on Hot Air?
9. Posted by Shelby | May 4, 2007 7:40 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:40
10. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another moonbat drinks his Kool-Aid.
10. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 7:46 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:46
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Investors today are doing what has been dubbed a "reverse 1929."
11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 7:59 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 07:59
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin is "elated" at finding a photo that is sure to generate well under 100 comments.
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 8:10 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:10
13. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll have what he's having."
13. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 4, 2007 8:11 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:11
14. Posted by groucho | May 4, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush's handlers regretted the decision to tell him his approval rating was now 18%.
14. Posted by groucho | May 4, 2007 8:20 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:20
15. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 4, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another moonbat drinks the bong water, then "floats" a conspiracy that the steel in this building will not melt.
15. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 4, 2007 8:21 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:21
16. Posted by jFO | May 4, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George Bush falls "up" the wagon.
16. Posted by jFO | May 4, 2007 8:23 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:23
17. Posted by ijosha | May 4, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just don't want to be around when he decides to take a leak...
17. Posted by ijosha | May 4, 2007 8:26 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:26
18. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | May 4, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's refreshing , Environmentally Friendly and quarranteed to make you feel good............
IT'S CARBON CREDITS LIGHT
18. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | May 4, 2007 8:46 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:46
19. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | May 4, 2007 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"LITE" that is.
19. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | May 4, 2007 8:49 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:49
20. Posted by Craig | May 4, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uncle Ted still thinks he is on the Senate floor and then says: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'."
20. Posted by Craig | May 4, 2007 8:51 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:51
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore attempts to prove Global Warming by demonstrating that he is full of hot air.
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 4, 2007 8:52 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 08:52
22. Posted by George | May 4, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uplifting spirits.
22. Posted by George | May 4, 2007 9:02 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:02
23. Posted by Dave thA | May 4, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another white, male CEO proves that the glass ceiling is not just a metaphor.
23. Posted by Dave thA | May 4, 2007 9:10 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:10
24. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 4, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bottle of vodka: $25
Superglue: $3
Truck rental: $30
Convincing your drunk friend to glue his hand to the building, and then driving away: Priceless
24. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 4, 2007 9:15 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:15
25. Posted by Paul Hooson | May 4, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look kids. An Irish David Blaine".
25. Posted by Paul Hooson | May 4, 2007 9:18 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:18
26. Posted by BlogDog | May 4, 2007 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marion Barry demonstrates how he will get in and out of DC once the toll booths he's asked for are in place.
26. Posted by BlogDog | May 4, 2007 9:30 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:30
27. Posted by Parker | May 4, 2007 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Runner up to the two-fisted drinker.
27. Posted by Parker | May 4, 2007 9:31 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:31
28. Posted by Jack in TX | May 4, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teddy provides the little people with a demonstration of the lifting power of hot air.
28. Posted by Jack in TX | May 4, 2007 9:35 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:35
29. Posted by Norm | May 4, 2007 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This man most certainly lacks "Gravitas" .
29. Posted by Norm | May 4, 2007 9:36 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:36
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Despite the fact that he has not announced his candidacy, strange reports of Fred Thompson sightings abound.
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 9:40 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:40
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another example of why he is called "Obama the magic negro."
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 9:44 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:44
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ooops. Make that Barack the magic Negro."
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 4, 2007 9:47 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:47
33. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 4, 2007 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris Mathews prepares himself for the 1st Republican Debate.
33. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 4, 2007 9:51 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:51
34. Posted by marc | May 4, 2007 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen Reid forgets to let go while performing the Mentos in a diet Coke trick.
34. Posted by marc | May 4, 2007 9:56 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 09:56
35. Posted by Ian Hamet | May 4, 2007 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clark Kent at the tail end of a three-day bender.
35. Posted by Ian Hamet | May 4, 2007 10:00 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:00
36. Posted by Timmer | May 4, 2007 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In other news, Criss Angel's dad, Oscar, escaped from rehab again today.
36. Posted by Timmer | May 4, 2007 10:07 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:07
37. Posted by DJFelix | May 4, 2007 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Absolut Floating
37. Posted by DJFelix | May 4, 2007 10:15 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:15
38. Posted by retired military | May 4, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An Aspiring magician starts a new trend
"Nothing up my sleeves or under my feet"
38. Posted by retired military | May 4, 2007 10:17 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:17
39. Posted by Usful Ijit | May 4, 2007 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spectators at the Macy's Parade watch quietly as the Ted Kennedy balloon floats by. Mary Jo Kopechne, not pictured, was unavailable for comment.
39. Posted by Usful Ijit | May 4, 2007 10:24 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:24
40. Posted by skymuse | May 4, 2007 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth...
40. Posted by skymuse | May 4, 2007 10:28 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:28
41. Posted by ijosha | May 4, 2007 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
[By the way -- this artist has "performed" this trick dozens of times, in different locations. Here's a photo gallery for those interested]
41. Posted by ijosha | May 4, 2007 10:31 AM |
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Posted on May 4, 2007 10:31
42. Posted by Usful Ijit | May 4, 2007 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)