Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Chairman of Microsoft Corporation Bill Gates stands to accept an honorary Doctor of Laws degree during the 356th Commencement Exercises at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts June 7, 2007. (Brian Snyder/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.

The killing joke
Only in Massachusetts?