Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful U.S. Sen. Barack Obama D-Ill., and his daughter Sasha ride bumper cars at the Iowa State Fair Thursday, Aug. 16, 2007, in Des Moine,Iowa. (AP Photo/M. Spencer Green)

Winners for last week’s contest and this week’s will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Sen. Obama test drives school bus Naggins’ new escape vehicle for the next Katrina. “Damn W and F.E.M.A. for holding up production on this life saving device”, Obama said as he choked up, “We could’ve saved so many votes…uh, lives, that’s it, we could’ve saved so many lives.”

  • “I’m gonna ram the little freckled kid into next Tuesday, no wait, scratch that. I’m gonna come up behind the little blonde girl, and give her a good whiplashing, then I’m gonna waste the freckled kid.”

  • retired military

    Obama stepped off his private jet to showcase the car of the future which he claims will cut oil consumption just enough to make up for the US attacking friendly oil producing countries

  • John F Not Kerry

    Barack Obama, with his daughter at his side, leads the 2045th Bumper Brigade into Waziristan. For the first time in the annals of military history, a battle was won when the enemy laughter at the oncoming onslaught brought on an avalanche from the mountain above.

  • “Revvin’ up your engine
    Listen to her howlin’ roar
    Metal under tension
    Beggin’ you to touch and go
    Highway to the Danger Zone.”

    OK, all joking aside, I like this picture. He looks like he’s having a blast, and who wouldn’t have fun at bumper cars? Looks like he’s releasing a little stress.

  • LAB

    YeeHaw! I’m shakin’ it up! I’m the OBAMINATOR!”

  • LAB

    “See, honey? This is how daddy’s gonna roll back those evil tax cuts!”

  • Bill

    OK, act natural. I will get you accross into the United States so you can be with the rest of your illegal imigrant family.I’m sorry, your undocumented family members. The boarder station will not question me,Barack Obama, the next President; about your citizenship status. Relax.

  • twolaneflash

    As he would the safety of the nation if President, Obama ignores his daughter’s well-being, fixated on causing a spectacular collision.

  • twolaneflash

    Taking fun from kids is better than threatening to nuke Iran, bitches.

  • 11. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 27 (27 votes cast)

    Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a clear winner. Battin’ 1000. Must feel nice.

  • ijosha

    After I flatten these lamerz, I’m going after that fool running around in a wire ball!

  • CZ

    Drive by….drive thru….what’s the difference?

  • Ken

    When I get done here, everyone’s going to need my socialized medical plan!

  • Nylda

    She had fun fun fun ’til her daddy took the T-Bird away …

  • “Mmmm…roadkill!”

  • Pete_Bondurant

    The once “eloquent” Barrack Obama takes time out of his campaign to engage with the remaining few who still take him seriously.

  • 914

    I actually voted for the big slide..before I voted against it!

  • 914

    “Return to Brentwood”

  • 914

    Daddy slow down! dennis fell off of the bumper again..

  • 914

    “I was a teenage crash test dummy

  • 914

    Can I get Me a hunting liscense here?

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    “It won’t go!”

    You have to turn the wheel all the way and push the pedal.

    “It still won’t go!”

    You have to turn it the other way.

    “I’m stuck!”

    (Ride stops, all eyes on Obama.) Here Dad, let me show you.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.