Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A woman holds several euro and US dollar notes. The dollar has tumbled to yet another record low point against the European single currency. (AFP/File/Bertrand Langlois)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

The Knucklehead of the Day award
Educational Reform, Palestinian Style
  • WildWillie

    Ron Paul counting the rest of his campaign cash. ww

  • euro peon

  • -S-

    “George, meet the Multicolored Bucks, they just bought the house to the right side of you. And the left side of you. And the one across the street. And all the houses on the ten streets over from you, in all directions. Oh, and your cars. You should have a bit left for the bus. Well, maybe you can borrow some.”

  • -S-

    “Viva la Francs!”

  • DRUDGEBREAKING: New world universal religion is interdenominational. Developing.

  • -S-

    (Excuse me, I think it should read:)

    “Viva le Francs!”

  • We know this can’t be part of Hillary’s campaign funds. There aren’t enough Chinese yuan…

  • Pretzel_Logic

    Clowns to the left of me,
    Jokers to the right, here I am,
    Stuck in the middle with you.

  • euro trash

  • Pretzel_Logic

    Idol David Hernandez shows why he’s happy he has an international following.

  • Is it just me, or does all that European stuff look like Monopoly money?

  • If they don’t take that stuff on the left down at the Walmart, is it really money?

  • Hamilton: “Hey Europe… eat my Florida.”

  • Pull my fin…

  • Jumpinjoe

    The Europeans bragging about the value of the Euro vs. the dollar is like bragging that you are swinging a big 10. Too bad for them their buying power is measured using the metric system too and 1 Inch still equals 2.54 cm.

  • We got more money than their little metric numbers even go up to.

  • What’s the matter? Isn’t my money green enough for you? And red enough, and blue enough, and…

  • If they want to impress us, let ’em put those danish cartoons on their money.

  • If it don’t got a picture of an American President on it, it ain’t money!

  • DJ Drummond

    Which kind buys more Senators?

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    Look out euro, here comes the Amero.

  • Janice

    Amero exchange 🙁

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    The dollar’s going to Ten-buck-two.

  • It surprised no one how Hillary had come to love someone named ‘Bill.’

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    Janice,
    I agree. I don’t like it, but that’s where the globalists are pushing us. It is what it is.

  • Baron Von Ottomatic

    Q: How would Barrack Obama strengthen the dollar?

    A: He wouldn’t have to, when the Obamessiah is elected the dollars will just jump out of your hand and kick the Euro’s butt. Testify!

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    Fed stopping up ears: “There is no inflation. There is no inflation. There is no inflation…”

  • Craig

    Now look at them yo-yos thats the way you do it
    You play the guitar on the Obama TV
    That aint workin thats the way you do it
    Money for nothin and a Chi-town house for free

  • Pretzel_Logic

    Pull my Hamilton

  • What’s in Euro wallet?

  • guido

    Francly speaking, I would not get too deLiraous about the value of the Euro versus the Dollar. Mark my words, given the Krone-ology of the islamification of Europe, we won’t have to Peso much for a Euro after the euroweenies allow the muslims to Pound them into sharia submission. Then the Dollar will Rialy eat the Euro for Dinar.

  • Dodo David

    Discovering that she doesn’t have enough cash to buy her way back into the White House, Hillary decides to buy Boardwalk instead.

  • retired military

    Hillary Clinton tries to prove she is just as diverse as Barrack Obama by proposing new US currency which has been fully approved by the United Nations.

  • Baron Von Ottomatic

    When I was younger the greenback went a lot farther with Russian hookers.

  • Baron Von Ottomatic

    I’m using my stimulus check to roll on the floor in a pile of small denomination bills from around the globe.

  • brainy435

    No, I insist. Dinar’s on me.

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    A wheelbarrow full of money for a gallon of gas.

  • Baron Von Ottomatic

    If only America would follow Europe’s lead by implementing Kyoto, providing full government funded health care, and printing brightly colored and oddly shaped currency that won’t fit in a traditional men’s wallet…

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    I’ll show you my stimulus package if you’ll show me yours. 😉

  • rockindoug

    If you don’t need help making money in real estate, send your euros, yen, yuan or dollars to your local Democratic presidential candidate today!

    (Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge)

  • Justrand

    The World Poker Tour audience gasped as Fred layed down his hand and proudly proclaimed: “Read ’em and weep…6 Tens!”

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    Democrat Robin Hoods: Take 60 dollars from the rich. Eat 50 dollars in bureaucracy. Give 10 dollars to the poor.

  • At this rate, Americans will soon be paying in Monopoly money – it will get them farther.

  • RadiCalMan

    Which one would you use to light your cigar!

  • Always mindful of appearances, Hillary decides to fan herself with bundled cash from both George Soros and Norman Hsu.

  • Peter F.

    “Europe collapsed into economic chaos today when when all Euros set ablaze after a London imam claimed to have seen the imperceptible outline of the Prophet Mohammad in the 5 Euro.”

  • On the left: The result of the “Queer Eye for the Straight Currency” makeover

  • Peter F.

    “I’m not saying your money is gay….not there’s anything wrong with that, but, ya know…”

  • Peter F.

    Oh great, now San Francisco is minting its own money…

  • Toys’R’Us around the country saw a spike in business as the value of the US dollar dropped below the value of the Monopoly dollar.