Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Obama also met with Berlin's mayor Klaus Wowereit, who presented him a porcelain bear, the city's symbol.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Barack "Both Ways" Obama Rides Again
A Simple Suggestion For Senator Obama
  • JV

    Obama: “I call him Whitey, after my grandma.”

  • JV

    Obama Unveils Veep: “Kung Fu Polar Bear”

  • JV

    “Push a button and it measures your ear? Ingenious!”

  • JV

    “You’re right, Obama. He is citizen of the world, too!”

  • JV

    OBAMA’S SENSE OF SECURITY: “You really sleep with him every night?”

  • itismedavid

    Oh, look it’s a BOY bear. Barry, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

  • JV

    Obama’s Views on Ecology and Sovereignty: Knut and Neutered

  • JV

    “You really ripped that off a Freezee machine? You criminal you!”

  • JV

    Polar Bear and Poller Bar’

  • JV

    “You know, he is viter than you but not as vite as me.”

  • P. Bunyan

    “Here’s a little statue signifying what the world’s stock markets will be like during your Presidency.”

  • Willy

    Uh, I, would uh, like to thank, uh, you for this uh, wonderful bear. It, uh, represents to me, uh, strength and …your thoughtfulness, uh, means much to, uh me. Uh, Uh.

    Comments by B. uh, Obama

  • Answer: One is a polar bear and the other is a sub-par bowler.

  • If there’s any justice at this site, number 54 will be the winner.

  • I feel like such an idiot: I kept repeating “this is the moment” when what I meant to say was “this is the small polar bear statue.”

  • Ick! Ben, ein Bear (linner).

  • rodney dill

    ‘Yes and we call the bear, Boo-Boo.’

  • “This is your award for the most gratuitous of the word ‘Belgium’ “.

  • “Well, actually Ralphie’s father got the Major award, but this one should do for you.”

  • “Oh my gosh you shouldn’t have. No seriously. You really, really shouldn’t have.”

  • “Wow. This will be a family wedding gag gift for decades.”

  • Rodney (#120):

    LOL!!!! Damn hell, you say you won that?!

  • “A little white bear? Don’t you know who I am? I’m the ObamaMessiah, bitch!

  • Mr. Obama, you are now the proud owner of the Bear Market Voodoo Doll. If you want to become President of the US, you know what to do.

  • Would you skip visiting wounded soldiers for a Klondike Bar?

  • ijosha

    Congratulations — For wearing a lapel pin today, you get a prize!

  • john1v6

    Thank you. My grandmother used to have one just like it. She loved it, used to point it out and talk about it all the time. Racist b*tch

  • My mistake, I meant #53, “Merci beaucoup”.

  • lowmal

    “And if you use this setting, it’ll make Michelle’s head spin.. You’re gonna need extra batteries..”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.