Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

He Pingping from Inner Mongolia, China's autonomous region, the world's smallest man sits underneath Svetlana Pankratova from Russia, the Queen of Longest Legs, as they pose at Trafalgar Square in London, Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2008. Pingping, born with primordial dwarfism, holds the Guinness World Record for the smallest man at 74.61 cms (2 feet and 5.37 inches) and Pankratova holds the Guinness World Record for the longest leg of any woman at 132 cms (4 feet 4 inches) in length. (AP Photo/Sang Tan)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Roy

    Lady Di nearly steps into a pile of paparazzi

  • GarandFan

    Eh, and I thought it was just gas!

  • jhow66

    Look up my child, look up!

  • DJ Drummond

    “I earn a doctorate in Particle Physics, but all anybody wants is to see the tiny man next to the giant woman!”

  • Sharon

    Headline: Woman gives birth to the next Dalai Lama on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.

  • rodney dill

    Who said the Hadron Collider wouldn’t cause any adverse effects?

  • toddzilla

    Must…not…look…up…

  • jbw

    Anglie Jolie decides to test her new idea for motherhood by combining adoption and giving birth.

  • epador

    Still choking over #9 Rodney. You gotta win for that one.

  • Ed

    Somebody get me a radder!

  • Son of a Pig and a Monkey

    Dennis Kucinich and his cute English wife posing on the steps of the Capitol

  • vader06

    So THAT’s what lipstick on a pig looks like….

  • Joe

    Wow, the epidural helped. I didn’t feel a thing.

  • chsw

    THIS is what should have been the caption contest photo!

    http://www.popsci.com/molika-ashford/article/2008-09/gaseous-state

    chsw

  • M

    Ariana Huffington and Al Franken – back together again…..

  • ijosha

    Pardon me. Is this seat taken?

  • ijosha

    Something on your mind?

  • ijosha

    Pingping is from inner Mongolia, indeed!

  • mongo

    Doing her best to ensure an Obama loss in November, and another run for herself in 2012, Hillary Clinton makes an authentic Obama Voodoo doll. In a moment of sheer exasperation she uses the biggest distraction she can muster to derail The Chosen One’s chances, knowing how prone he is to such ‘distractions’.

  • Dodo David

    Dwarf (singing):
    “She’s got legs, she knows how to use them.”*

    [*First line of the ZZ Top song Legs (Eliminator album)].

  • Dodo David

    Having such a small brain, He Pingping couldn’t understand why Svetlana moaned whenever he stood underneath her.

  • Dodo David

    He Pingping: “From where I’m sitting, Svetlana is no blonde.”

  • I am about to be the luckiest man in the world.

  • steamdragon

    One heck of a cow lick the little guy has.

  • Get that for me, will ya, Dierdre?

  • Imhotep

    It was mis-reported that He Pingping is from inner Mongolia, when as clearly seen here he is from Labia Minor.

  • “I wanna to be a cowboy. And you can be my cowgirl.”

  • “Riding on the chuck wagon,
    Following my man.
    His name is Ted,
    Can you believe that?
    Camping on the prairie
    Plays havoc with my hair.
    Makes me feel quite dirty,
    Though we all do sometimes.”

  • “I’m back…&#x266A&#x266A
    I’m back in the saddle again. &#x266A&#x266A”

  • retired military

    The DNC was not happy with their ad which graphically shows the gravitas of Barrack and Palin.

  • retired military

    Sarah Palin – President Bush went to the Chinese Olympics and all I got was this lousy gymnast.

  • retired military

    Ice Cube Jr – Hate the game, not the player.

  • steve

    “Yeah, you’re semi-hot and whatever, but, I’m Xiaoping’s ‘boy.’ He and I weren’t leg men, but if you kneel down, we can talk.”

  • Spike

    He Pingping and She Wong Wegs.

  • Spike

    Did He say that he was from Inner Thongolia, or Mongolia?

  • HePingPing attempts to break onto the American Idol scene with his new hit, “SheBangBang, SheBangBang.”

  • POP!

  • HePingPing: “You right, this so much better than giant wooden badger.”

  • “So what do you want for Christmas, little man?”
    “Stilts!”

  • Spike

    Wee He Pingpang and Wong She Poontang.

  • Spike

    VP Candidate Biden at a meet and greet: “Hey, Svetlana and He, it’s great to meet both of you. Have either of you heard the one about the Amazon Ruskie Hooker who accidentally used a midget Chinaman as a tampon?”

  • RadiCalMan

    “♬ Thank heaven, for taller girls! ♬”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.