Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

US President Barack Obama with TV host Jay Leno during a taping of 'The Tonight Show' in Burbank, California. In his first appearance on a US late night talk show since his election as president, Obama made a joke about his bowling prowess that fell flat, and may have insulted disabled people. (AFP/Mandel Ngan)

Last week’s winners (contest link) and this week’s winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Sarah Palin on the Special Olympics
Obama on Leno jokes about being a bad bowler- "like the Special Olympics or something"
  • 914

    Obama: Im sorry Jay, but all those special olmypic comedy competitions are going to be taxed at 85% to make up for the AIG bonuses that Me and My colleagues supported.

  • 914

    Alex Haley could not be reached for comment

  • kbiel

    Pull my finger. Trust me, it smells like roses.

  • 914

    Chariots of unteleprompted fire

  • “….so, we’ve got this in the Cabinet named Mongo…or, as you know him, Joe Biden…”

  • Jeff

    …so this retarded Jew walks into a bowling alley…

  • Just Plain Bill

    “Actually Jay,just between you and me, I don’t have a clue as to what I am doing”.

  • 914

    Jay…pinch Me when its over

  • Spike

    “I do have a good one, Jay. Did you hear the one about the person who voted for ‘Hope’ and ‘Change’?”

  • 914

    What I meant to say Jay was even that Corky kid from life goes on could run the Country better than Me.

  • Baron Von Ottomatic

    Adrian sez: Obama makes jokes at the expense of retarded folks. Bush executes them.

    Funny, I thought that was Clinton who rushed back to Arkansas so he could oversee the execution of a “retarded” inmate – to bolster his tough-on-crime credential.

  • Spike

    “Actually, Jay, you are my second favorite comedian; Karl Marx is my favorite.”

  • Spike

    Jay Leno: Mr. President, you cannot believe how many idiots cannot answer this “Man on the Street” question; “How many states are there in the United States?” Would you like to take a shot at it?

    President Obama: “Uh, 57? Not including Alaska and Hawaii.”

  • 914

    I bet Obama would have accelled in the special olympics.

  • Spike

    “So, I said to him, ‘Gunga Galunga’, and told him that ‘on his deathbed, he will receive total consciousness.’ So, he’s got that goin’ for him.”

  • fustian

    Obama’s theme music:

    Let me tell you how it will be
    There’s one for you, nineteen for me
    ‘Cause I’m the taxman
    Yeah, I’m the taxman

    Should five percent appear too small
    Be thankful I don’t take it all
    ‘Cause I’m the taxman
    Yeah, I’m the taxman

    (If you drive a car car) I’ll tax the street
    (If you try to sit sit) I’ll tax your seat
    (If you get too cold cold) I’ll tax the heat
    (If you take a walk walk) I’ll tax your feet


  • Spike

    Chauncey Gardner appears for the second time on the Tonight Show and reassures that “all will be well, in the garden”.

  • 914

    Wii fitness age of 110 aside,Its glad to know Hes got His priorities right…Gambling on basketball and joking at the exspense of the defenseless.. Man I knew a community organizer had to have something on the ball.

  • 914


    How DID you get elected?

    Divine intervention

  • Leno: “Well then… who has been your biggest source of inspiration. Rev. Wright? Martin Luther King, Jr.? Malcom X?…”
    Pres’ent ‘Bama: “Actually it’s been Cleavon Little.”

  • Paul Hooson

    Oh, it’s that other funny photo contest. Oh, oh.

  • Lean a little closer, Jay! I can’t reach your wallet!

  • Doood …. I’m President!?

  • Three retards go into a bar ….

  • ” If You Say Stimulus Three Times Real Fast, It Sounds Like A Runaway Train.”

  • fustian

    After you welcomed yourself to the White House, tried to enter the Oval Office through a window, and selected Joe Biden to be Vice President, many are suspecting that you might qualify as a Special Olympian already.

    That is, if you can improve your bowling score.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.