Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez, right, hands President Barack Obama the book titled 'The Open Veins of Latin America' by Uruguayan writer Eduardo Galeano, during a UNASUR countries meeting at the Summit of the Americas on Saturday, April 18, 2009 in Port-of-Spain, Trinidad and Tobago<br />
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Winners will be announced Monday morning.</p>
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<p><strong>Update</strong>:  <a href=Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Ken in Camarillo

    A spokesman for Priceline.com explains to President Obama the consequences of buying a “pig in a poke” when selecting reading material.

  • Ken in Camarillo

    Hugo applies the “Venus(uellan) man trap grip” after luring his unwitting victim with a socialist tome.

  • fustian

    I see that Hugo has also gotten a new puppy..

  • twolaneflash

    Look, Michelle, Hugo’s gift-advisors are worse than mine!

  • Marleen Perret

    Wait a minute, are you sure this clown is an enemy of America?

  • 914

    A match spawned in hell

  • 914

    Thug love shakes down a goon on his save a socialist world book tour.

  • two of the Three Stooges …

    No Hugo, but I hear Nancy Pelosi will be happy to make you some tea.

    Having forgotten his … I’m with stoopid t-shirt, the Commander in Chief calls an audible.

    the way it goes is I diddle him first

  • 914

    Unrepentant Democrats mentally masturbate over this circlejerk of egomaniac jizzswooning.

  • 914

    It was love at first finger.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.