Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama plays basketball at Fort McNair in Washington, D.C. on Saturday, May 9, 2009. (Official White House photo by Pete Souza.)

Due to the holiday, winners will be announced Monday evening.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

The San Francisco Creep Stands By Her Statements
Embracing Cheney
  • hermie

    When he is usually behind, Obama mentions to his opponents that IRS auditors are just a phone call away. Coincidentally, they no longer manage to make any shots after that.

  • Allium

    And who says half white men can’t jump!


    Who’s your GM now Biotch

  • WildWillie

    “Man, don’t wave at Pelosi, she will come over here.” ww

  • ExSubNuke

    The only time you will EVER see Obama on the right.

  • JAT

    Hey man! Stop getting in front of me while they are taking my picture. I’m POTUS.

  • ExSubNuke

    Though it appears President Obama is on the right, the picture CLEARLY show’s he’s still pretty far left of center.

  • Al Pennam

    Mr. President, your rules are whack.

    For every two points we make, your team gets one of them. For every three, your team takes two. I’m better off not even trying for three! Heck, I’m better off sitting in the bleachers drinking cool aid with the rest of your team!

  • O Mighty Teleprompter… the money is in his right pocket?

  • Sabba Hillel

    Obama plays in a “shirts vs. skins” game. What, you mean you are on my team?

  • twolaneflash

    On display: the Obama plan for guarding Gitmo detainees.

  • Joe Miller

    President Obama stunned the White House press corps today by announcing that he was resigning the Presidency to pursue his dream of joining the touring company of High School Musical 3.

  • twolaneflash

    After being beaten badly in a one-on-one against Cheney, Obama regresses to his boyhood, when one-on-one was a no-contact sport.

  • Chad

    Oh Just give me the ball! I didn’t have to lean on GM or Chrysler this hard!

  • Hope and Change dribbled away

  • tim mcfall

    “Whew! Now I know why they call you BO!”

  • Spike

    Former Vice President Dick Cheney has President Barack Obama on defense.

  • KurtO

    “Dang, I hate it when he shows up on pay day!”

  • George

    When Barack plays pick up games at the White House, you know he picks Michelle as his forward because Michelle Obama’s a Man, Baby.

  • Spike

    It’s a shame that you can’t see the number ’42’ on the back of Obama’s T-shirt.

  • At least my Post Defense is strong.

  • Spike

    The President demonstrates to the media how nationalized health insurance will work by denying the ball to an opponent (a citizen).

  • You think because you have a secured interest in the ball I’m going to let you have it?

  • Rachel Edith

    “Honestly? Until Shaq came along, Kobe wanted Kobe & Barack. That sounded so awful to me … like Clinton & Obama.”

  • Faith+1

    “annnnnnddd hold the pose… … OK, Mr President, your workout is finished.”

  • RadiCalMan

    B. H. Obama at work on his stimulus package once again!

  • RadiCalMan

    Obama plays his unique version of one on one, “Nuth’in but debt”

  • retired military

    “As long as I am your commander-in-chief, I will only send you into harm’s way when it is absolutely necessary… which will be very soon if you dont let me win.”

  • tom

    You’re still President? I thought you flip flopped on that too.

  • “The villagers ARE coming with torches and pitch forks!!! Quick Robin, to the Oblama cave!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  • TOhio

    Obama practices defensive strategies for what to do if someone ever tries to get in front of him and his teleprompter.

  • Harvey

    Displaying the true nature of a liberal Democrat politician, Obama works hard at denying opportunity to blacks.

  • LaMedusa

    Obama gets a little edgy when he sees the Gatorade replaced with Kool-aid.

  • VagaBond

    Next on Extra! we give you a backstage look at the upcoming show “Dancing with the Presidents”.

  • Maggie Mama

    Obama thought he had a lock on all the offensive moves till he learned Biden gave away the game plans before play even started.

  • Jeff

    Now if we only had a ball…

  • Jeff

    Watch me posterize this Mo-Bo!

  • Kelphus

    ah, the lambada, the forbidden dance!

  • “Get it right. That’s O-B-A-M-A, with no D.”

  • Hoop Schemes.

  • itismedavid

    Obama announces the new Supreme Court nominee vetting process – a two-on-two tournament. If any team can top his first choice they get the nod.

  • Leonard

    …this is a move he learned in Chicago, it’s called the “Sinclair Reach-around”

  • fustian

    An unidentified man tries to steal some limelight from Obama.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.