Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. In honor of our newest U.S. Senator we dusted off this Wizbang exclusive photo from our archives… Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Al Franken has a meltdown

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • retired military

    Franken in his first meeting of democrat Senators “Where are the clowns – Never mind we’re here”

  • Patrick S

    Excuse me. Are you done with that bugger?

  • “‘Cause I’m good enough… and smart enough… and gosh darnit! People like me…”

  • A return to Lake Wobegone

  • Gmac

    I’ll have you know that *THIS* is the ‘Al Franken decade’ at last and nothing you can do is going to stop it!

  • wildman

    I’m better than Biden, I’m smarter than Biden and damnit Obama loves me.

  • WildWillie

    “See how thick my glasses are?” ww

  • Trajan

    “I can beat ANY Republican in this bar with
    one hand tied behind my back!.”

    “ACORNS? I don’t got no ACORNS! I don’t NEED
    no Acorns! I ain’t gotta show you no stinkin’
    Acorns!” Al “Bedoya” in Treasure of the Sierra
    Madre.

  • Trajan

    “Grab my zipper one more time and I’ll blast
    you with Mace…right in your left eye. How
    the hell did I know this was a gay bar?”

  • Trajan

    “I wanted ONE olive in my martini, PUTZ”

  • Joe Miller

    If I stand here just right, I can focus the Sun’s rays and set this guy’s nose on fire. Watch!

  • Hey, buddy, I’m the reason the 35W bridge threw itself into the river. Can YOU shame inanimate structures into suicide? I thought not!

  • Spike

    If I am able to steal this election, I’ll subpoena your ass when I become chairman of the Senate Fools Committee.

  • jim2

    Soros tops Caligula, who had needed ALL of a horse to make a senator.

  • LaMedusa

    “Doggone it, you like me, too.”

  • LaMedusa

    “Let this be lesson to you: Even if you’re bad at both humor and politics, if you oil the squeakiest wheels under the rim, you’ll make it.”

  • After weeks of practice in front of a full-length mirror, Senate-elect Al Franken channels John Kerry and tries out his “Do You Know Who I Am” pose on an unsuspecting constituent.

  • twolaneflash

    With 99 unfunny losers already, why the hell not?

  • brad

    “We’re going to count every last vote, until i’m in the lead, and then we’ll stop counting.

  • Jeff Blogworthy

    A fitting tribute to how far special people can go in our society.

  • Lake Wobegon daze

  • Deep Thoughts — by Jack Handey
    “You can fool some of the people some of the time… and jerk the rest off.”

    (with apologies to Robin Williams)

  • RadiCalMan

    Al Franken clearly demonstrating why he’s unfit to be a senator. Didn’t his mom teach him that it’s rude to point your finger at someone!

  • RadiCalMan

    “I pity the fools and ghosts who voted for me.”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.