Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Vice President Joe Biden speaks at J. Sergeant Reynolds Community College in Richmond, Va., Thursday, July 16, 2009. (AP Photo/Steve Helber)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • MF

    Biden thinking: “Suckers” (in ref to the American people)

  • Dennis D

    Biden: ” Now that the Teleprompter is broken when do I get sworn in as POTUS?

  • Adam

    See, they SQUEEEEEZE the hair plugs like this…

  • Dave

    “Atsa spicy meatball”

  • “…and this is how I’m gonna teach Obama to eat humble pie.”

  • “Actually, Mahmoud is right where we want him. Obama and I just placed him in Double Secret Probation.

  • “…so when my Principal said, ‘Fat, Dumb, and Stupid is no way to go through life son,’ it changed my life. That night I went on a diet.”

  • Nylda

    You guys are the only two who think I’m doing a good job.

  • itismedavid

    “Can you smell what Barack’s been cooking?!?!?”

  • DRUDGEBREAKING: Joe Biden loses 4 out of 5 debates with his hands. Developing…

  • “S’all right?”
    S’all right!
    S’all right!

  • …and this is how you correctly use Mental Floss.

  • LIndy R. Dole

    Eat it Joe.

  • Rachel Edith

    “Don’t you just love Leslie Stahl? Just adore her hair? And her teeth? And her … and her … essence?”

  • retired military

    “In my left hand is my left nut, in my right hand is my right nut. Now the question of the day. WHo is the big dick in the middle?”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.