Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster hit, benefited by the timely occurrence of “The Beer Summit.” The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

U.S. President Barack Obama (R) sits down for a beer with Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates (2nd L), Cambridge, Massachusetts, police Sergeant James Crowley (2nd R) and Vice President Joe Biden in the Rose Garden at the White House in Washington, July 30, 2009.

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) – Crowley: “Mr. Gates, I hope that now you know where your house key is at…

Gates: “At Harvard, we don’t end sentences in prepositions.

Crowley. “Ah. Mr. Gates, I hope that now you know where your house key is at…ASSHOLE.

2) (Upset Old Guy) – Picture caption, (l-r): “Putz, Nutz, Gutz, Clutz

3) (mpw280) – “Just like in Chicago, three guys watch one guy who works.

4) (Jeff Blogworthy) – “So… anybody bring a deck of race cards?

5) (BrentT) – “Sorry we had to meet out here guys. Michelle doesn’t like white guys hanging around the house.

6) (Rachel Edith) – #44 – “Ground rules are (1) no racial slurs, (2) no slurs involving anybody’s mama, (3) ok, just plain no slurs of any kind and (4) Biden, zip it … not one peep.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to fustian’s winning entry. In its place we honor the next highest vote getter not previously selected as a winner:

(Spike) – Biden: “You are the second-most clean articulate black man I’ve met.

A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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  • Jeff Blogworthy

    Thanks!

  • Upset Old Guy

    fustian,

    Good one, it was my favorite too.

  • funny, but not original link

  • 914_62

    They were all funny.. # 3 was best.

  • mojo

    I sure hope somebody burgled his house while he was gone.

  • Dennis D

    ” What no Crackers with this Beer?

  • jim

    “So… anybody bring a deck of race cards?”

    Biden : “So what’s with all the spades?”

  • “I guess we should start rearranging these deck chairs, yes?”

  • fustian

    Of course it’s an old, old joke. But it wasn’t stolen.

    It was adapted…

  • It was adapted…

    or embellished