Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&trade

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

WASHINGTON - OCTOBER 06: The Dalai Lama (R) presents House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) (L) with a Khata during a ceremony at the U.S. Capitol on October 6, 2009 in Washington, DC. The Lantos Foundation for Human Rights and Justice hosted the ceremony to honor the Dalai Lama as the first recipient of the Lantos Human Rights Prize.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

A Small Peace
Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize
  • Wiglaf

    Dalai Lama:…and on your deathbed you will achieve total awareness.

    Nan: oh thank you, thank you so much

    Dalai Lama: No thanks is necessary, you truly deserve it.

  • Peter F.

    “Dali and Butthead”

  • IowaRight

    “Oh, there won’d be any money, but”-

    “How many times have I heard that! You sound just like those nutty Republicans…”

  • Brian

    Welcome to the World Thumb Wrestling Championships! Our final is between two very determined opponents who plan on bringing the pain!!!!

  • superscrounger

    “You soaked in dishwashing liquid!?”
    “Relax! It’s Palmolive.
    It mild formula keeps your hands looking young.”

  • GarandFan

    No you stupid bitch, I bow, THEN YOU BOW!

  • Maggie Mama

    Pelosi: “Did I tell you HE walks on water?”

  • Saterp

    The world’s ugliest siamese twins wish each other well before the operation to separate their conjoined heads.

  • exceller

    “give to me your leather, take from me my lace”

  • Sputum

    Don’t you ever stop blinking your eyes?

  • Sputum

    Me have hand back now, please?

  • 914

    “Muskrat Love”

  • Steve H.

    Ass meet Class!!!

  • Hodink

    “My lady, I am older and weirder than you are. Want to do the Chicken Dance?”

  • John Gipson

    “Hey Lama! How about a lil something for the effort!”

  • 914

    Lama in Red

  • 914

    A view to a Titty twister

  • retired military

    Dalai Lama – “Amazing. 20 minutes like this and I havent seen one blink”.

  • Ron EagleHeart

    Sorry Dali the President won’t see you so I’ll have to do.OK????

  • Mick McMick

    When you snatch the pebble from my… HEY!

  • Mick McMick

    Holy Monk meets Monkey Hole

  • Flu-Bird

    nancy you need MOUTH WASH youve been eating ONIONS

  • Mick McMick

    San Fran Nan meets Jet Set Pet from Tibet

  • Mick McMick

    Nancy, you have helped me SO MUCH with the abstinence thing!

  • Mick McMick

    Ah! I can see from your rigidity that my apostle Richard Gere was truthful: All Americans are SUPPOSED to have something up their bungholes!

  • 914

    “Or the mating call of , lamas in love”

  • Mick McMick

    Hello, Dalai!

  • Mick McMick

    Oops. Already taken.

  • Rachel Edith

    “We may not get the Nobel Peace Prize. More likely the Excess Fabric Award.”

  • Hodink

    “Hello Dalai.”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.