Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama meets with Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano and senior administration officials, including National Security Advisor Gen. James Jones, left, in the Oval Office, regarding the situation in the Gulf of Mexico, April 29, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

From His Lips To Our Ears
Waving The Oily Shirt
  • Matt

    There I was, Janet Reno’s testicles in my hand…

  • 914

    Ive seen MENSA and brother, this aint no MENSA

  • “Janet. How many times do I have to tell you ‘MAKE THE LOGO BIGGER?'”

  • Roger McGaugh

    Obama – “This bill is too thin, I need for it to be atleast 12 inches thick, make it happen.”

  • retired military

    Janet – “Sir, we are showing that due to the new immigration law in Arizona, undocumented aliens are leaving the state”

    Obama – “Think we could pass a national law like that against the GOP?”

  • Jay Guevara

    “No, Mr. President, I know it’s called the ‘Gulf of Mexico,’ but that still doesn’t it make it their problem.”

  • Sputum

    While that crone drones on, I’ll just take a moment and check my eyelids for cracks.

  • Stan

    Those Earth Liberation Front guys did a bang up job on that drilling rig last week. We got our money’s worth on that job.

  • PapaWhisky

    Abraham Lincoln sits perfectly still, hoping the jokers in the room won’t see him.

  • retired military

    Gen Jones – “Mr President, I.”

    Obama – “That is King Obama to you “

  • Wiglaf

    Sorry Janet,but I have to ask each time.
    Should I bow to it?

    Mr. President…it’s the color blue

  • fustian

    This was BRITISH Petroleum, you say?

    Maybe we should have gotten them a better gift…

  • 914

    ” stupidfest the series “

  • 914

    DO YOU have to have to have an IQ above 16 to attend here? No, not really.

  • Rick13

    Guy on the left: “What kind of a man wears a red sport coat to the White House?”

  • Maggie Mama

    “Mr. President, we extracted these still photographs of you and Vera from the hotel’s video tape . . .”

  • fustian

    BP says it isn’t an ecological disaster.

    They prefer to call it “change”…

  • fustian

    After all Barack, they’re just doing to the Gulf of Mexico what you’re doing to the whole country.

  • fustian

    It’s amazing, but since they passed that immigration bill, none of that Gulf of Mexico oil spill is washing up on Arizona.

  • The new “E-ink” birth certificates are subject to the “blue screen of death” as you can see, sir. But we’re unsure if this is a bug or a feature.

  • Melek

    “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.”

    I wish you well 🙂 Melek

    “Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.”
    ~ L. J. Peter

  • kenneyraisin

    “I thought this would be a pretty blue for your new palace bedroom but Hillary thinks a nice gold with red trim would look better.

  • kenneyraisin

    You need to stop watching Rick Sanchez on CNN Mr. President. The oil spill is here in the Gulf of Mexico, not the Arctic Circle.

  • “OK, Here’s our plan to replace all of this Week’s National Enquirer with our own version.”

  • Michael Hamm

    Unfortunately Mr. President, our report does confirm that everyone who voted for you was stupid.

  • chsw

    We have no real plan for the oil spill but we have a PR campaign to blame it on Bush.


  • The Aviator

    “Show me all the blueprints, show me all the blueprints, show me all the blueprints, show me all the blueprints… I wanna get this done right, so show me all the blueprints… Show me all the blueprints, show me all the blueprints, show me all the blueprints…”

  • retired military

    Napilatano “Mr President, it is imperative you put in an appearance in the areas hit by the oil slicks”

    Obama “But, but, I dont see any golf courses that I can play at that are close by.”

  • Hermoine

    “Don’t listen to her, Barry. Nobody else does.”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.