Sure Barack… Sure…

“You know, when I woke up this morning and I’m shaving, and Malia knocks on my bathroom door and she peeks in her head and she says, ‘did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?'”


How, uh, cute.

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  • GarandFan

    Why yes “I” did dear! I found something environmentally friendly AND of suitable bulk to plug that NASTY hole. Some day former Vice-President Gore will thank me!

  • ODA315

    “And then over cornflakes, Sasha asked me “Daddy, why didn’t Admiral Sestak take the Sec. of the Navy job you offered?””

  • ODA315

    “Yes I did sweetie, next up VP Biden’s hole”

  • GarandFan

    #2 – Thread Winner! 🙂

  • retired military

    “No sweetie, your momma wouldnt open her mouth”

  • She may have been asking if he’d shut his pie hole yet?

  • “No, honey. Daddy’s too busy pandering to his hate-Big-Oil base, taking advantage of a crisis to push our foolishly Utopian green-power agenda and stonewalling the governors’ requests for supplies and dredging permits to bother doing the only thing the government can and should be doing: helping with the on-shore clean up. You move along to school now and tell all your friends to blame BP. Love you!”

  • Rich

    C’mon guys. This has been his first thought in the morning and last at night. Just like jobs,healthcare,deficit,afganistan according to Brett Bair on Fox. I bet it was ruining his golf weekends and all those basketball games. This guy is the biggest broken record of a lies.

  • Maddox

    And in other news…
    When James Carville work up this morning
    he had a boot on his neck.

  • G.

    that snarly whinny mouth James Carville…. even when he smiles he’s snarling.

  • Maggie Gara

    Sorry, Maddox, the only boot on Carvelle’s neck that he gives a damn about is the one belonging to Mary!

  • DaveD

    “Oh Malia, of course daddy didn’t plug the hole. Responsibility is for losers.”

  • kevino

    Carvelle was on the news just a while ago in full attack mode. Now why would a good Democrat like Carvelle be undermining a sitting Democratic President?

    His first loyalty is to the Clinton family.
    More evidence that Sec. Clinton will be running for President.

    Chicago politics versus the Arkansas mafia.

    It’s like a monster movie. Pass the popcorn.

  • SCSIwuzzy

    “Yes Babygirl. Plugged it like Lee Ward’s gerbil”

  • epador

    re: 13

    This puts a new spin on the ol’ Hatfield/McCoy feud.

  • Sir Toby Belch

    My child came into the bathroom this morning
    and said, “Daddy, I have to make another
    Obama”… I left him, and handed him
    the Charmin.

  • Jim Addison

    Hey, if 12 year-old Amy Carter could feed her Daddy the answer about nucleah wah, the Obama children can help their Daddy, too!

    Or are you saying black children can’t be smarter than their parents, too? RAAAAAACISSST!!!!!1!

  • James Cloninger

    “No, honey, daddy’s too busy digging a much bigger one…”

  • James Cloninger

    And in other news…
    When James Carville work up this morning
    he had a boot on his neck.

    Well, Mary always was a little on the kinky side.

  • CZ

    Yes sweetie, Daddy’s goin’ to Chicago to plug some ho.

  • _Mike_

    From DAY ONE, President Obama sent all available unicorns to assist.

  • dnb

    Just like so many who voted for Obama, “because my child asked me to.” Claire McCaskill takes the advice of her children, many democrats shared the kool-aid offered to them by their children and voted as their children asked (such good parents), why shouldn’t Obama do the same?

  • Deelicious

    No sweetie,

    I’m too busy packing for the bbq at Oprah’s house this weekend. Stripes or plaid shorts?? Decisions, decisions….

  • Constitution First

    I wake up every morning and ask:

    Is this a bad dream?

    Do we really have a Marxist-Whack-Job as Leader of the Free World?