Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

US President Barack Obama (2L), First Lady Michelle Obama (C), their daughters Malia (L) and Sasha (2R) and their grandmother Marian Robinson. Obama and his family returned to their former home city of Chicago for a Memorial Day weekend stay to be interrupted by a brief presidential trip to oil-stricken Louisiana. (AFP/Getty Images/Jeff Haynes)

Winners will be announced Monday morning evening, due to the holiday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Bay State Smoke And Mirrors
Obama spiritual advisor: Tea Party not Christian
  • 914

    ~I see fields of dreams, scum inbetween, America aint happenin if you know what I mean? And I think to Myself… What a blunderful world!~

  • Having solved all of the world’s problems, Obama and family head off to the scene of the assumption and a well deserved vacation.

  • 914

    Y’Know, We can all reminisce about Barrys bad points all day and forever! But He is still somewhat Presidential in a very diminshed intrusive way! So hats off to you Mr. Brownestone shirts! You wont leave us alone!

  • Did I plug the hole? Are you kidding? And leave a good crisis go to waste…Duh.

  • “Daddy, when we’re in Chicago can we go to church? I miss going to church.”

    “No, Dear. Church is still under the bus.”

  • 914

    I’ve heard of turning your back on a crisis before like Jimmah the misery king live did but how fucking ridiculous is this? Wheres he gonna vacation? The nearest oil platform? Keep us updated cause he cares? By the way mahommed or whatever your name is now? Keep them unemployment checks rollin’ I have a feelin Im gonna need one soon.. The longer your communistic ass is in office, the more sure I become.

  • Why is Aunt Zeituni carrying a diaper bag? Not another damn anchor baby???

  • 914

    Poetic unjustice!

  • 914

    “Exscuse Me chewie’, what time did Fidel say we launch the banana boat?”

  • sarahconnor2

    “Whew, there sure is a lot going on right now. I just hope the Blackhawks game doesn’t interfere with my tee time.”

  • Gmac

    An unapologetic Obama turns his back on America again.

  • scotty

    Daddy do we have to go back to washington after vacation?

    Obama’s mother in law : honey a majority of americans wish he wouldn’t

  • rbee

    “Girls for the last time you will stop calling your father President Logan! That goes for you to ma!”

  • Sir Toby Belch

    Oops, a slick, an oil slick….
    Me, the greatest of all time.
    U, the ones I need right now,
    What I do is not a crime.

    Oh, a Sestak problem here.
    Pubs would have you run in fear.
    I promise, I’ll get my act in gear….and that
    will us…back to….

    OOPS! (The Sound of Music)

  • Judith

    Quack, quack, quack, quack….QUACK!!

  • Maggie Gara

    As soon as we get to the house, ask your mother to keep the girls busy cause I plan to go for a “top kill”.

  • Maggie Gara

    But, daddy, I don’t understand. Why did President Clinton jump under the bus?

  • olsoljer

    I transfered all the pension funds to the Cayman Islands, did you get the silverware? Hugo says we will love the climate down there.

  • GarandFan

    When I said “pack the old bag”, I didn’t mean for you to bring your mother along!

  • Kenneyraisin

    “Daddy, did you plug up that hole yet?” “No sweetheart, yo mommy still need it to make money wif.”

  • The Great Tarmac answers the question — What organism has four bushes and one boob?

  • Rachel Edith

    Michelle ~ “We’re off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.”

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.